'Youse are Fll F***in Idiots' ＠新闻来源︰ http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,1563,1357786,00.html Alex Ferguson has had plenty to say over the last 18 years. Here are some of his better quotes. "Clubs come away from Anfield choking on their own vomit and biting their own tongues knowing they have been done by the referee" - airing his love of the institution that is Liverpool Football Club for the first time after ten-man United grabbed a 3-3 draw in 1988. "Their effort was obscene" - after relegated West Ham had the cheek to beat United and wreck their 1992 title challenge. "Big? It isn't big. It's magnificent! I've seen some whoppers in my time, but Dion's is something else" - his verdict on Dion Dublin's lunchbox, according to the then Coventry chairman Bryan Richardson, in 1994. "I f****** told yese not to ask that John. You know the rules here" - introducing John Motson to the hairdryer after Motty had the cheek to ask why Roy Keane had slugged Jan Fjortoft in 1995. "If he was an inch taller he'd be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in - I'd check the milkman" - appraising Gary Neville's parentage in 1996. "He probably started crying" - explaining why Jack Walker would not let Alan Shearer go to Old Trafford in 1996. "He's a bully, a f****** big-time Charlie" - warm praise for his former midfield stalwart Paul Ince in 1998. "When an Italian says it's pasta I check under the sauce to make sure" - the old charmer limbers up for a visit to Milan in 1999. "Football. Bloody hell" - dumbstruck after United's Treble victory in 1999. "I'm no' f****** talking to you. Veron's a great f***ing player. Youse are all f***ing idiots" - buttering up the press after criticism of Juan Veron in 2002. "My greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their f****n' perch... and you can print that" - responding to Alan Hansen's suggestion that regaining the title in 2002-03 would be his greatest challenge. "Just f****** patch him up" - Fergie's reputed instruction to the United physio after lamping a stray boot into David Beckham's face in 2003. "It's getting tickly now - squeaky-bum time, I call it" - tickling Arsenal's undercarriage in 2003. "Real Madrid - they have a nice draw, they must have picked it themselves. The Spanish or Italian teams don't play each other, how do youthink they work that out? They don't want us in the final, that's for sure, but I'm not listening" - after United drew Real in the Big Cup quarter-final in 2003. "Arsenal played too many draws. The best team in England? That's always debatable" - fulsome in his praise for Arsenal's 2003-04 Invincibles. "Could I have two bullets?" - when asked two months ago 'If you had one bullet and Victoria Beckham and Arsene Wenger were in the room, what would you do?'. --

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