作者lightmyfire (科比吃饭爆强)
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标题[外絮] LeBron 的恶梦要来了
时间Mon Mar 22 21:10:27 2010
http://tinyurl.com/yjp4gjn
LeBron’s Worst Nightmare may be coming to the NBA Draft
Mar 19, 2010 / 2:50 pm
Jordan Crawford just made himself a lot of money. Projected as a late
first-round NBA Draft pick in 2011, the Xavier junior two-guard put on the
whole f’n show today against Minnesota: dropping 28 points, five boards,
five assists and handful of blocks and steals. Always known as a sick athlete
who can score, Crawford showed he can shoot — he buried a dagger three with
38 seconds that put Xavier up nine — and play solid defense to go along with
his scoring ability. I’d compare him to J.R. Smith without the
knuckleheaded-ness.
If Crawford does go pro this year rather than next, LeBron James might wanna
stock up on his DVD collection in the weeks leading up to the Draft. That
grainy footage of Crawford dunking on LeBron from last summer will be shown
about 10,000 times.
* Look-a-likes: Tubby Smith looks like what Barack Obama will look like when
he’s 60 and gains weight; Minnesota’s Lawrence Westbrook looks like Leandro
Barbosa’s little brother; and Xavier’s Kenny Frease looks like either a
shot-putter, an axe murderer, or a huge cast member of “Deadliest Catch.”
And Ralph Sampson III kind of looks like his Dad, but not really.
* There are rumors that Tubby is a top candidate for the Auburn opening. If
you’re in his position, what would you do? Auburn is in SEC country (a.k.a.
warm weather), where Tubby had his best success with Kentucky and Georgia.
But he’s got a good thing going at Minnesota, a program on the rise and
where expectations probably aren’t as high and fans aren’t as insane.
* West Virginia smacked Morgan State, getting 16 points and 13 boards from
Devin Ebanks and 17-8 from Kevin Jones. Morgan State is coached by Todd
Bozeman, who you might remember as Jason Kidd’s former coach at Cal who is
trying to get his career back on track after basically getting fired from the
entire NCAA for a few years due to infractions committed at Cal.
* 12-seed Cornell upset Temple. Here’s an interesting bit of
irony/coincidence: A couple years back, Dime’s Andrew Katz did a feature on
the Cornell backcourt of Louis Dale and Ryan Wittman. Today, Dale had 21
points, while Wittman (son of ex-Wolves coach and ex-NBA player Randy
Wittman) had 20 to lead Cornell. And our boy Katz is a first-year law student
at Temple.
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那个之前没收录影带事件的～
LBJ最大「丑闻」
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1F：推 zsh :假如他真的要打他部会私底下在劳人去打阿 就因为他 03/20 17:35
2F：→ zsh :在意队友且希望队友进步 才有这麽大激烈的反应 03/20 17:36
3F：→ zsh :我只能说KOBE不喜欢邀功 很多他的好要很细心才能观 03/20 17:37
4F：→ zsh :查出来 这才是真正的君子 03/20 17:38
5F：→ zsh :我只能说KOBE的优点你把它说出来大家会觉得有点夸大 03/20 17:39
6F：→ zsh :那是正常的 因为你会想:世界是怎麽可能有这麽好的人 03/20 17:40
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7F：推 ss88812 :快推免得人家以为我看不懂 03/22 21:11
8F：推 fish2871 :有精简版翻译吗 好长好累 03/22 21:11
9F：→ lightmyfire :就蓝色那段有关系而已 Jordan Crawford 要参加选秀。 03/22 21:15
10F：推 Shinpachi :..... 03/22 21:15
11F：→ lightmyfire :然後酸一下LBJ 03/22 21:15
12F：推 jackthegreat:大意:之前在喇叭詹头上灌篮的那位可能在2011加入联盟 03/22 21:15
13F：推 fiaoms :见不得别人好的人 怎麽当巨星 03/22 21:16
14F：推 onlysanji :竟然有这种事!! 03/22 21:17
15F：推 josherion :大意:LBJ被灌爆的影片即将外流 03/22 21:17
16F：推 LAKERsBryant:不懂这有什麽好怕的= = 哪个巨星没被灌在头上过 03/22 21:17
17F：推 susanowo :希望他进NBA後也能爆灌LBJ，但反过来比较有可能就是 03/22 21:18
18F：→ lightmyfire :可是他已经做出「没收」的行为 才会被当笑柄吧 03/22 21:19
19F：推 love34567 :不要被打爆就好了 03/22 21:19
20F：→ ksk0516 :真的是太小题大做了，而且是补防被灌、不是一对一被 03/22 21:19
21F：→ ksk0516 :吃掉 03/22 21:20
22F：嘘 zsh :LBJ就是典型的输不起 这种人一跌倒很难再爬起来 03/22 21:20
※ 编辑: lightmyfire 来自: 220.134.50.20 (03/22 21:21)
23F：推 sky419012 :对阿!我上次灌JORDAN的时候他也没跟我要带子阿~ 03/22 21:21
24F：推 GANZ :史腾：发配边疆,直接保送灰狼或爵士队 03/22 21:21
25F：推 awaro :是小题大做啊 问题是最初开始的就是LBJ XDDDD 03/22 21:21
26F：→ gaiaesque :楼上2$人 03/22 21:21
27F：推 LBJALA :他是小z 03/22 21:22
28F：→ lightmyfire :zsh:LBJ就是典型的输不起 这种人一跌倒很难再爬起来 03/22 21:22
29F：推 josherion :zsh有本事的话就让LBJ跌倒阿 03/22 21:23
30F：→ LAKERsBryant:不得不提 陈信安也灌过姚明啊...也没怎样 = = 03/22 21:23
31F：→ LAKERsBryant:BIBBY也八过LBJ .... 这真的很靠北= = 03/22 21:24
32F：嘘 joyfound :嘘zsh 先称称自己有几斤两再说别人吧 03/22 21:24
33F：→ lightmyfire :恶梦应该是指「事情」 而不是那个人本身 03/22 21:25
34F：推 LAKERsBryant:而且除非这个人真的很强 不然 进NBA只会跟上一个说 03/22 21:26
35F：→ LAKERsBryant:自己是______ STOPER的家伙一样惨 被媒体一直酸 03/22 21:27
36F：推 Verlander35 :先有球队选他再说 他本身实力如何？ 03/22 21:27
37F：→ jeff781217 :某Z的水准 不意外阿...谁没被盖过灌过 傻B 03/22 21:29
38F：推 a7891 :楼上掰 钓鱼大师又再度满载而归XDD 03/22 21:30
39F：推 gaiaesque :2$人加油好吗？ 03/22 21:31
40F：推 jeff781217 :我是不介意啦 桶了就桶了 自以为心理分析师很鸟 03/22 21:32
41F：→ lightmyfire :他超了解球员的心理状态好吗 03/22 21:33
42F：推 TiangLei :超屌 ZSH功力超强= = 根本没变弱阿 03/22 21:34
43F：→ TiangLei :好几篇他一推文 一堆人看到饵还是狂咬 03/22 21:35
44F：→ susanowo :zsh跟一堆明星都很熟阿，签名找他要就好了 03/22 21:35
45F：推 max790223 :这篇怎没扯到Kobe ? 03/22 21:39
46F：→ ksk0516 :有啊，楼上不就扯到了？ 03/22 21:39
47F：推 ILLwill :呵 真有这种事?也许LBJ是在开玩笑吧 03/22 21:40
48F：→ taihoo :zsh有本事的话就让LBJ跌倒阿 03/22 21:41
49F：推 fish2871 :多看ZSH推文就知道啦～越看越有趣XXD 03/22 21:43
51F：推 tkrover :kobe过气了 03/22 21:45
53F：推 TiangLei :楼上连结屌= = 03/22 21:48
54F：推 taihoo :zsh: NBA只有KOBE一个球星.......................XD 03/22 21:48
55F：嘘 kogeniusbe :只会拿Kobe来救援~还真是_物 03/22 21:48
56F：推 bluebigfly :我笑了 03/22 21:49
57F：推 CC1emon :他梦到自己一夕之间变成40岁 03/22 21:52
58F：嘘 cjs010629 :科比之前被盖锅就肘击别人 跟LBJ半斤八两啦 03/22 21:56
59F：推 cfs :我只能说ZSH的优点你把它说出来大家会觉得有点夸大 03/22 21:56
60F：推 bluebigfly :讲真的,把那影片收起来真的很没品 03/22 21:56
61F：推 cfs :我只能说zsh不喜欢邀功 很多他的好要很细心才能观 03/22 21:58
62F：→ cfs :查出来 这才是真正的君子 03/22 21:58
63F：→ ksk0516 :贴个盖火锅影片就被说没品，我的天啊 03/22 21:58
64F：推 KobeLeBron :怒! 03/22 22:00
65F：推 fiaoms :那场影片我有看 KOBE投进最後一击 不知道其实是谁输 03/22 22:00
66F：嘘 zsh :讲真的 被八个锅还是被吃真的没什麽 重点是处理的心 03/22 22:01
67F：→ zsh :态 像LBJ一天到晚八别人锅 又不想自己被扒锅的影片 03/22 22:01
68F：→ zsh :曝光真的很满糟的 没啥运动家精神 03/22 22:02
69F：推 kenta10 :zsh真的很强.... 03/22 22:02
70F：推 sominithing :春天到大家来钓鱼 03/22 22:02
71F：推 superswide :讲真的 被钓个鱼还是被桶真的没什麽 重点是处理的心 03/22 22:02
72F：→ superswide :态 像zsh一天到晚钓别人鱼 又不想自己被水桶的文章 03/22 22:03
73F：推 KobeLeBron :被盖跟被灌有那麽严重吗? QQ 03/22 22:03
74F：→ superswide :推爆真的还满糟的 没啥小钓手精神 03/22 22:03
75F：推 a34567 :zsh终於恢复水准 03/22 22:09
76F：推 wewejustdoit:zsh说的很了解LBJ一样，请问你怎麽会了解它呢?你说他 03/22 22:10
77F：→ wewejustdoit:没有运动家精神，那zsh又有身为一个好球迷的精神， 03/22 22:11
78F：→ wewejustdoit:不会欣赏，只会谩骂批评，真是够了!! 03/22 22:12
79F：推 KobeLeBron :表到一堆人... 03/22 22:12
80F：推 cfs :we大言重了 你难道不知道25人住在LBJ隔壁吗 03/22 22:13
81F：→ wewejustdoit:我没有特别讨厌谁，我只希欢好球员!! 03/22 22:13
82F：→ cfs :是LBJ亲口告诉他的 03/22 22:13
83F：推 TiangLei :zsh钓竿快拉不动了啦 太多鱼了哈哈哈 真好吃XDDD 03/22 22:14
84F：→ whitezet :jeff的影片里盖KOBE的不是Lebron吧 03/22 22:14
85F：→ whitezet :他们国家队不是同队 03/22 22:15
86F：推 dscndg :zsh发挥的不错 03/22 22:16
87F：推 wuchidu :伟大的zsh您已经成为了我每天上NBA看文章的支柱了 03/22 22:16
88F：推 qq955166 :我觉得zsh失去水准... 03/22 22:19
89F：推 MVPartest :某人 不意外 03/22 22:20
90F：推 bluebigfly :科科,说好的不战版友呢? 03/22 22:20
91F：推 shivaeye :zsh是kobe脸书的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友 03/22 22:20
92F：推 xufunny :当年的七钓海要晋升成为海钓王了吗 03/22 22:22
93F：推 TiangLei :孬万哥 不失哥 恩歪王 都坠海啦 看来Z公真是海钓王! 03/22 22:23
94F：→ superswide :zsh已经找到伟大的航道了 03/22 22:24
95F：推 theRice :其实影片网上还是找得到 只是不懂LBJ干嘛要销毁 03/22 22:26
96F：推 a34567 :好怀念当年那个七钓海人才辈出的年代 03/22 22:28
97F：→ lis3065 :zsh是湖迷吗? 03/22 22:29
98F：推 Left17N :zsh 其实是个大正妹 03/22 22:30
99F：推 joseph103331:当年被马刺干掉还不算跌倒嘛~"~ 03/22 22:30
100F：嘘 LeBronJames : ██████████ 嘘 !!! ██████████ 03/22 22:32
101F：→ wgundam0 :to whitezet 那是练习赛 两队都是USA阿 XD 03/22 22:33
102F：推 kkkkk9 :螃蟹王VS肘击王 03/22 22:40
103F：推 Yoshitatsu :zsh你哪位? 都给你讲就好 03/22 22:44
104F：→ sominithing :zsh还没回复水准之前都洒网捞鱼的 03/22 22:47
105F：→ larson :标题干嘛这样下?真唯恐天下不乱耶... 03/22 22:48
106F：推 himanbobo :zsh真是本版的宝XD 03/22 22:53
107F：→ lightmyfire :原文的标题就这样啊... 03/22 22:53
108F：嘘 cpks :丑闻有比的过某仙人吗 03/22 22:56
109F：→ lightmyfire :所以我才说唯一的「丑闻」 03/22 22:57
110F：推 bow76 :我对被灌的影片没兴趣..我比较想要那时那个模拟的 03/22 22:58
111F：→ bow76 :模拟的那个超好笑..谁有? 03/22 22:59
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YkofPsGyJA
youtube好多都被移除了 难找
112F：推 sparco7942 :一人一信支持zsh竞选本板吉祥物!! 03/22 23:04
113F：→ larson :原文说的是参加选秀,不是要来了吧? 03/22 23:04
114F：→ larson :不过Jordan Crawford现在的选秀评价只有第一轮中後段 03/22 23:05
115F：→ larson :骑士说不定都可以选得到XD 03/22 23:05
116F：推 LAKERsBryant:捷米瑞 林之前不是也说有第一轮中 的程度.... 03/22 23:06
117F：→ LAKERsBryant:希望灰狼可以选他 科科 这样灰狼转播会变多 03/22 23:06
118F：→ LAKERsBryant:刚好灰狼也缺PG 03/22 23:06
119F：推 swordmr20 :2sh VS 2xcbbb NBA跟MLB吉祥物大对决 03/22 23:08
120F：推 foolpchome :想看影片 03/22 23:09
121F：推 whitezet :感谢wgundam0解答 03/22 23:11
122F：推 larson :哈佛今年没打进锦标赛,林书豪想要有首轮几乎不可能罗 03/22 23:11
123F：嘘 jameskoko :很多事情不是当事人永远不会知道事实 03/22 23:17
124F：→ lightmyfire :本来就不可能 台湾人爱幻想。 03/22 23:17
125F：推 swordmr20 :我比较关心篮网拿不拿的到Wall 03/22 23:19
※ 编辑: lightmyfire 来自: 220.134.50.20 (03/22 23:26)
126F：→ rocktu214 :256沉寂了一年现在又复出了 唉 当年人生天才小钓手 03/22 23:28
127F：→ rocktu214 :复出後功力大减 03/22 23:28
128F：推 char5566 :那个根本没灌爆阿 03/22 23:32
129F：推 LAKERsBryant:楼上 那只是模拟= = 03/22 23:33
130F：→ lightmyfire :xddd那个影片如果是真的也太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:34
131F：推 goinwindmax :zsh超强的 一出桶就进入红血状态爆气 03/22 23:40
132F：→ fffire404 :KB爆丑闻它可以装做没听到.LBJ爆被灌影片他跑第一0.0 03/22 23:47
133F：推 loquito :干 那个模拟超机车 带子放地上压过来压过去 03/22 23:57
134F：推 chipretender:一堆 好好笑 看到推文笑翻了= = 03/22 23:59
135F：→ chipretender:一堆 !! 03/22 23:59
136F：推 chipretender:看了这标题就知道原来国外的记者也有智障... 03/23 00:02
137F：推 Otsukaerika :zsh超可爱 03/23 00:12
138F：推 linkevinlin :我怎麽记得那录影带是nike没收的? 03/23 00:13
139F：→ LAKERsBryant:Film版有影片!!! 我第一次看到!! 03/23 00:13
140F：推 ckhptt :我也灌过LBJ阿 自创角色in NBA Live 03/23 00:19
141F：推 lucid1994 :zsh 超强的 单手就能打赢LBJ吧 好厉害呦( ′-`)y-～ 03/23 00:23
142F：→ lucid1994 :ZSH 之前被水桶的样子真的好好笑 不要哭ㄋㄟ ^_^ 03/23 00:24
143F：推 NuCat :LeBron James这名字取的不好..连我听了都有想冲过去 03/23 00:37
144F：→ NuCat :在他头上灌篮的冲动 03/23 00:37
145F：→ NuCat :Kobe Bryant 就好多了 感觉气质又很谦虚的样子 03/23 00:37
146F：推 qtzbbztq :有没有连名字都可以战的八卦 03/23 00:38
147F：推 NuCat :吵死了 不过就LBJ被Jordan灌了 你们高潮成那样 03/23 00:40
148F：→ NuCat :Jordan灌过多少人 天天拿这话题来战嘛? 不累嘛? 03/23 00:40
149F：推 sill :可以桶了吧 没点又很弱 看到你ID就阳痿 03/23 00:41
150F：推 NuCat :楼上戳中我笑点了 科科科^^: 倒回去看作者ID.... 03/23 00:44
151F：→ NuCat :差点把碗糕喷出来 03/23 00:44