作者sinrong (─═╤╧︻▄& ㄧζ~ㄑ﹫)
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标题[外絮] Worst NBA Champions 系列(5)
时间Tue Feb 1 08:38:22 2011
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http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2010_09_01_archive.html
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Worst NBA Champions: Brian Scalabrine and Scott Pollard
Sorry it's been a few days since the last post in this series.
先和各位说声抱歉，脱稿了很长一段时间。
I also apologize for skipping the 2006-07 San Antonio Spurs. There just wasn't
anybody in that group who really stood out as a Worst NBA Champion. And I spent
literally minutes thinking about it. You know, between reading picking out
bellybutton lint and Googling "Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus."
我也想为我跳过06/07球季的马刺说声抱歉。在那个队伍中并没有任何可以写进这系列的人
。当然我花了一些时间做出决定。大约就是了解如何清肚脐以及搜寻【噬人鲨大战食人鳄
】这部电影所花的时间。
So since I copped out on naming the worst winner from the '07 Spurs, I am
handing out the ultra-rare co-Worst NBA Champion award to Brian Scalabrine and
Scot Pollard. Because we hear at Basketbawful take our quotas very seriously.
在我把07年马刺里的沾光者抓出来之前，先让我把超罕见的并列最差总冠军球员奖项办给
Brian Scalabrine 和 Scot Pollard。之所以说罕见是因为大家都知道我们对於这个奖项
的配额掌控的很严谨。
These fine examples of the inequites of human life appeared in a grand total of
70 games for the 2007-08 Boston Celtics (22 for Samurai Scot and 48 for the
Ginger Ninja). Scal logged more minutes (517 to 173) but Pollard was the better
shooter (52% to 30%). And although the raw numbers put Brian (1.8 PPG, 1.6 RPG)
and Scot (1.8 PPG, 1.7 RPG) in a statistical dead heat, Pollard had the higher
PER (8.7 to 5.7). They both finished the season with 0.6 Win Shares.
这两位不公平人生的好例子总共只为07/08赛季的Celtics出赛了70场('武士'Scot出赛22场
，生姜头'忍者'出赛 48场)。Scalabrine出赛时间较长(517分钟比173分钟)但是Pollard有
更好的投篮命中率(52%比30%)。而尽管这些基本的数据让Scalabrine(场均1.8分，1.6个篮
板)和Pollard(场均1.8分，1.7个篮板)看起来不相上下，但是Pollard有着更高的PER(8.7
比5.7)。他们的赛季胜场贡献指数都是0.6。
(Samurai Scot是Pollard在国王时期得到的昵称，图 http://0rz.tw/mELo6 蛮接近的XD
Ginger Ninja是Scalabrine的昵称，形容他的表现像忍者一样消失了，生姜指他的发色)
But enough about the regular season. With all due respect to Jim Mora, let's
talk about playoffs. And that's where these two men have something in common.
You know, besides their stunning whiteness and strangely similar Wikipedia
pictures. They both logged exactly zero postseason minutes for the '08 Celtics.
关於例行赛的部分我们就讨论到这里。恕我对Jim Mora直言，让我们来看看季後赛的部分
吧。这是两人有共同之处的部分。我是说在除了他们在维基百科上让人印象深刻苍白而怪
异的相似照片以外。他们在08年季後赛为Celtics登录的时间都是0分钟。
Zero. Zilch. Nada.
零。零。零。 (大三零XD)
"But Basketbawful," you say, "Didn't the Celtics beat the Lakers by 39 points
in the series clincher?Surely Brian and Scot made at least a cameo appearance."
"可是阿,"你会说，"Celtics不是在冠军战中以39分将湖人打败了吗? Brian和Scot肯定有
机会跑一下龙套啊。
Nope. They were both left off Boston's playoff roster.
没有。他们都被Celtics晾在季後赛轮值以外。
Of course, that didn't stop Scalabrine from showing off his ring with impunity:
http://0rz.tw/mXzZq
Ring count: Brian Scalabrine 1. Charles Barkley, Dominique Wilkins,
Elgin Baylor, John Stockton, Karl Malone and Patrick Ewing 0.
当然，这都不会阻止Scalabrine像没事儿一般的出示他的冠军戒:
总冠军次数 1次: Brian Scalabrine
0次: Charles Barkley, Dominique Wilkins,Elgin Baylor,
John Stockton, Karl Malone, Patrick Ewing
Ditto for Pollard. Warning: Don't look too closely at Craig Sager's freaky
thumbnail: http://0rz.tw/1ptyL
Pollard的部分也同上。警告:请不要过分注意Craig Sager的奇怪拇指甲:
But I'm gonna go ahead and give Scal and Pollard 1a. and 1b. status,
respectively. Brian earned it. With this post-championship press conference:
http://0rz.tw/Tmlu9
但是我想要再将Scalabrine以及Pollard 分为1a及1b的等级。Scalabrine得到了较高的排
名。附上他在总冠军战後记者招待会上的影片:
When Brian Scalabrine becomes the voice of victory, something has gone horribly
wrong.
一部分事情在Brian Scalabrine为胜利做出发言後变得让人觉得非常的讨厌。
Anyway, Pollard went out on top, retiring after his one and only title.
Scalabrine hung on for a couple seasons, but the summer of 2010 -- during which
Darko "Manna From Heaven" Milicic got a $20 million contract -- left Brian
jobless.
无论如何，Pollard排在Scalabrine之後，在得到了他第一也是唯一一个总冠军戒子後退休
了。Scalabrine继续打了几个球季，然後在2010年的夏天--当"天赐甘露"Darko Milicic领
到2千万的合约后--Scalabrine失去了他的饭碗。
And here we are.
让我们再来看看其他的。
Pollard is best known for bad hair, telling kids to do drugs on live TV, and
inciting Cheryl Miller into her infamous "ballahz around the world" speech.
Meanwhile, according to ESPN's Tom Haberstroh, Scalabrine is the worst player
in Celtics history.
Pollard最出名的是造型难看的头发，在电视直播中告诉小孩如何吸毒，还有激起
Cheryl Miller说出"全世界都是ballahz"那段声名狼藉的话。另外根据来自ESPN Tom
Haberstroh的说法，Scalabrine是Celtics史上最烂的球员。
( Cheryl Miller就是Reggie Miller的姐姐 ballahz不知道要翻什麽
直接看影片比较快 反正就是後来Cheryl不爽而讲的话 http://0rz.tw/yBzqz )
But they have rings.
下来两篇都是99/10湖人的
Worst NBA Champions: Sasha Vujacic
Worst NBA Champions: Adam Morrison
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这篇比较没有什麽内容 Orz
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1F：推 hllwolfkhan :专业元PO 我帮你收 02/01 08:51
2F：→ sinrong :嗯不敢 承蒙不弃 辛苦了 02/01 08:59
3F：推 hllwolfkhan :不过你这系列为什麽没有2? 02/01 09:01
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5F：推 ericlive :好棒,但是我看不太懂= =+ 02/01 09:25
6F：推 sptcq81 :不过Pollard当年在国王就该有戒了 02/01 09:35
7F：推 TaksNo7 :一楼是要收到哪里的 02/01 09:42
8F：推 killer922 :老巴表示: 02/01 09:43
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10F：推 mr81lakers :好文 02/01 10:03
11F：→ ceckyo :塞队拿冠军那年真的很机车还请吉祥物上赛後记者会发 02/01 10:17
12F：→ ceckyo :言 相较之下湖人真的有品多了至少懂得尊重对手 02/01 10:18
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15F：推 hllwolfkhan :Z 19 2 20 02/01 10:30
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17F：推 terrykoc :SCALBRIANE只能当吉祥物真的很废...没有实力的运气虫 02/01 10:58
18F：推 CarlosBoozer:Scalabrine至少有他的季後赛风光时刻 02/01 11:08
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