作者Tiny0rz (/jdwyu)
看板NBAEasyChat
标题Re: [创作] 写信给NBA.com
时间Mon May 18 14:12:39 2009
Dearn Commissioner Stern,
I am a sports commentator in Taiwan, with the famous pen name
"Bee-Shen Chou." Actually, people usually call me "Chou-Yeh," which
means "Sir Chou" in Chinese.
The reason why I am well-known to all is because of my excellent
talent for forecasting (or imprecation). As I admire one NBA player,
he will probably get injured in the next game or even be unavailable
for the whole season. In the case of a team, it is very likely they
will lose the game or fall into a losing streak.
Let's take tonight's matchup between LAL and HOU as an example.
Yesterday, I wrote a report to support the Rockets and claimed that
Lois Scola is their key to success. Then, as you saw, the Rockets
lost the game behind Scola's abnormal performance. Now you may under-
stand my mystic power, right?
So, why don't you hire me to work with you? If you want LeBron to
win the Finals MVP, you don't need the referees' help more. Just ask
me to write a report, then you can do anything as you wish.
Please think about it carefully. I'm looking forward to your reply.
Best regards,
Yee-Shen Lee (a.k.a. Bee-Shen Chou)
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