作者permoon (浒迷智障老太魂)
站内NBA_Fantasy
标题[闲聊] 跟老外交手的经验
时间Wed Dec 23 16:30:03 2009
相信各位板友都有跟老外交手的经验，
有的老外很Nice，也有的很Suck。
本周我遇到一个非常有趣又卢洨的老外， ...
以下有破英文，请勿见怪
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Maurice Evans Josh Boone
for
Boris Diaw Tyrus Thomas
老外:I might be overpaying but im from chicago and like thomas..
If you do this deal,
i'll bench my whole team all week against you...(O__o?)
没诚意+打假球，我随便提一个Tyrus+XX for Curry+XX的交易丢回去
没过多久他又丢了一个交易过来
Stephen Curry Rajon Rondo
for
Boris Diaw Tyrus Thomas
老外:this is a fair offer.. curry is a top 20 player the rest of the year
从抢劫升级为奸淫掳掠，这次我直接拒绝XDXD
之後他不死心又提了四、五个交易，主题都是Diaw for Tyrus，
然候配菜一个比一个烂XD
我烦了提了个Curry for Tyrus给他
我：You want Tyrus, I like Curry, and Diaw sucks. Let's make trades simple.
他不死心又提了个麦米勒换Tyrus，我直接跟他说 Negotiation is over.
然後他抓狂了XD
Rondo
Serge Ibaka Emeka Okafor
Rodney Stuckey
for Mario Chalmers
C.J. Miles Jason Williams
Tyrus Thomas
老外:NEGOTIATION IS OVER???? you dumb little shit.. fuck you!
who the hell do you think youre talking to?
lol rude sack of shit you made me offers that were nothing but RIDICULOUS!
curry is top 30.. tyrus will be top 100 at best..
god damn moron. you clearly do not libe in the USA or you
would understand basketball better.. dipshit..
NOW negotiation is over lol
骂脏话+放大绝(你不是米(ㄊㄧㄢ)国(ㄌㄨㄥˊ)人不懂篮球)，
我决定发挥ptt乡民的本性，豪洨他
Curry for Tyrus
我：You're really a nice guy, a cute, lovely boy.
Can we meet each other tomorrow? I want to know more thing about you.
We should make more personal talks, such as the secrets about love.....
老外：lol
各位在遇到这种抢劫还说赔本的外国人都是怎麽处理的呢?
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※ 编辑: permoon 来自: 140.122.118.97 (12/23 16:31)
1F：推 baberuth:根本不用理他吧@@ 12/23 16:32
2F：推 aeolus1215:直接回他 suck my dick 12/23 16:37
3F：推 JoshSmith:Tyrus不是很多人放弃他了吗 Diaw换也还好吧 虽然低潮 12/23 16:40
4F：→ JoshSmith:老外对 Curry 应该是超级有爱，在美国超红得~~~ 12/23 16:41
5F：推 chouyuu:Tyrus受伤前也没打多好阿 不过Diaw最近更惨XD 12/23 16:42
6F：→ chouyuu:有空就跟他玩玩 没空就装死鱼好了 12/23 16:42
7F：推 DKing:第一笔 普普啦 还算合理 12/23 16:54
8F：推 toji:我也认为第一笔还OK 这两只在浅一点的盟应该都在FA里 12/23 16:58
9F：推 eno03:理他是浪费时间 开心就好 12/23 16:58
10F：→ MOTONARI:同意他也会被V 让他爽一下嘛 12/23 17:17
11F：→ Altair:第一笔算抢劫? 若TT没被公牛交易 大概跟FA没两样 12/23 17:57
12F：推 kidolin:第一笔还ｏｋ 12/23 18:09
13F：推 ponkd:第一笔还OK+1 12/23 18:19
14F：推 steve11631:也感觉第一个OK耶...但後面有点囧就是了 12/23 18:19
15F：→ ponkd:不过他对Curry真有爱 XD 12/23 18:19
16F：推 JoshSmith:Curry 倒是>>> Tyrus 12/23 18:32
17F：推 RonArtest93:接下来会不会有人提有关love的交易给你?....... 12/23 18:48
18F：推 hillku:第一笔哪里抢... 12/23 22:05
19F：→ IBelieveIAm:第一笔差在Evans吧 屌爷本季也打的颇差 虽然TT也不好. 12/23 22:11
20F：→ IBelieveIAm:是我的话也不会想换 何况TT也要回来了 12/23 22:11
21F：→ IBelieveIAm:但我也认为不到抢的地步 Boone的板锅还可将就自己用 12/23 22:12
22F：推 ponkd:M.Evans前阵子有两三场打的不错，最近很囧，Boone在Yi回来後 12/24 01:29
23F：→ ponkd:讥笑应该会降很多吧 12/24 01:29
24F：推 HuaNanWeasel:讥笑会被Yi抢走 12/24 01:31
25F：→ ponkd:绩效 12/24 02:39
26F：推 GrangerPTT:不用鸟他吧 你拒绝他一直送交易的话 就放在那不用管 12/24 06:14