作者dragonyy (dragon)
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标题Fw: [花边] 灰狼超海盗成美国运动界最烂的队伍
时间Tue Mar 2 11:30:07 2021
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作者: pneumo (超☆冒险盖) 看板: NBA
标题: [花边] 灰狼正式成为美国运动界最烂的队伍
时间: Tue Mar 2 11:22:47 2021
来源: GolfDigest
网址:
https://tinyurl.com/3wca6bjr
America has a new worst sports franchise
美国最新最烂运动队伍
Wow, the difference a couple of weeks can make. Back at the start of
February, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were, statistically speaking, the worst
franchise in the history of American sports. Sure, the team was headed to its
second Super Bowl of the yet-young century, but their creamsicle failings
were still so utter and absolute that they could not be overcome. With an
all-time regular-season record of 278-429-1, the Bucs remained owners of the
worst active win percentage in American sports at .39321, Tom Brady be
damned. But according to a reddit user by the handle “TheRatPatrol,” that
all changed on Sunday, when the Minnesota Timberwolves dropped their 28th
game of the 2020/2021 NBA season 118-99 to the Phoenix Suns. The T-Wolves’
new all-time win percentage following the loss?
哇呜~~几个礼拜真的有差。在二月初的时候，统计上来讲，美式足球坦帕湾海盗是美国运
动史上的最烂队。没错，他们才二度刚打进超级盃，但是他们以前的烂是烂到无以复加，
胜率拉不回。正规赛季累积是278胜，429败，1和，在美国运动界以胜率39.321趴敬陪末
座，Tom Brady要哭哭了。但是Reddit乡民TheRatPatrol在NBA版的文章，这最後一名在星
期天的时候换人坐坐看了，星期天灰狼以118-99输给太阳，本季第28败。灰狼的累计正规
赛季的胜率在输掉这场之後是多少呢？
.39307
39.307趴。
There’s no sugar-coating that. It’s beyond bad. It’s worse than the
Arizona Coyotes, the NHL’s worst at .480. It’s worse than the suddenly
world-beating Padres, long the MLB’s lowliest at .462. You may remember
Stephon Marbury and Kevin Garnett, but they are ancient history and the
recent history has been abysmal, to be generous.
这没有办法讲出好听的话的，这是烂到爆，比冰上曲棍球亚利桑那土狼的48趴烂，比大联
盟棒球教士的46.2趴还烂。大家或许还记得Stephon Marbury跟Kevin Garnett，但是他们
已经是古老的历史了，最近的灰狼一直是糟糕透顶，这还是客气的说法了。
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就是讲Reddit这篇:
https://tinyurl.com/fvcn6nex
Reddit乡民表示:
"Bucs have 2 titles since I've been alive"
「海盗在我还活着的时候已经拿下两座冠军了。」
"Tampa Bay also has two Super Bowl Championships on their resume while the
Timberwolves only have two playoff series wins in their 32 year history."
「海盗已经拿下两座冠军了，但是灰狼在他们32年队史只有赢过两次季後赛系列。」
"Both in the same run by Kevin Garnett which we made it to the conference"
「那两次赢的系列战都是Kevin Garnett率领的，最後打进分区冠军赛。」
"Hey Lebron want to take your talents to Minneapolis?"
「我说LBJ，你要不要带你的天赋到明尼苏达呢？」
"He prefers his Lakes in a city without lakes."
「LBJ喜欢他的"湖"是在一个没有湖的城市。」
"So is Lebron going to join and win them a chip? Maybe he can talk Wade out of
retirement too.."
「所以LBJ会加入灰狼，帮他们拿下一座冠军吗？或许他也可以说服Wade重出江湖。」
"If we draft Bronny Jr we get the Sr too, right?"
「若我们灰狼选秀选了小姆斯，我们也会得到老姆斯，对吧？」
"Glen Taylor is the worst owner in the league that's not talked about"
「没提到的是Glen Taylor是联盟最烂的老板。」
"Meh it's aight. We have KAT and D'lo"
「没问题的啦~~，我们灰狼有KAT跟D'lo。」
"Just never at the same time."
「只是他们从不会一起在场上。」
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抢下小姆斯 好得到老姆斯 计画通
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1F：→ DuoDuokk77 : 厉害了我的狼 03/02 11:23
2F：→ Aggro : 灰狼季後赛怎这麽惨.. 03/02 11:24
3F：推 wrath1 : 天赋 03/02 11:24
4F：推 Kazmier : 都已经拿过这麽多状元了 怎麽还想要坦啊? 03/02 11:24
5F：→ gn00152097 : 恭喜灰狼 03/02 11:25
6F：推 Andriy6016 : NHL胜率最低的队伍都有48%？ 03/02 11:25
7F：推 ringtweety : NFL海盗胜率最低 但也赢了两次超级盃 但灰狼还是0冠 03/02 11:25
8F：推 yoyoman0529 : 竟然不是国王 03/02 11:25
9F：推 kosha : just never at the same time lol 03/02 11:26
10F：推 dynamo : 坦王 No Good Team 03/02 11:26
11F：推 matsuwu : 灰狼在坦两年先拿状元後拿布朗尼，接着迎来老詹XD 03/02 11:26
12F：推 Edison1174 : 湖人以前就从万湖之洲明尼苏达出来的 现在的湖人真 03/02 11:26
13F：→ Edison1174 : 的没有湖 03/02 11:26
14F：推 asd860079 : 就烂啊 虽然有组团之嫌 但KG Love 这些前狼王哪个 03/02 11:27
15F：→ asd860079 : 不是离队後就夺冠的 KAT想赢的话也赶快跑一跑吧 03/02 11:27
16F：推 MK47 : 灰狼只有赢过两次季後赛系列喔? 那还真够烂的= = 03/02 11:27
17F：推 gn00152097 : 灰狼在养家人时期还是我最爱的球队之一 03/02 11:28
18F：推 guesswhen : 贾乃也是跟外星人和养家人组团才赢季後赛 03/02 11:29
19F：→ ringtweety : 灰狼就只在04年赢两次系列赛到西冠输湖人 没了 03/02 11:29
20F：→ walter741225: 灰狼迷：我就烂 03/02 11:29
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※ 转录者: dragonyy (118.168.139.133 台湾), 03/02/2021 11:30:07