作者itony (Tony)
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标题外国的老爸这样...答他的 孩子！
时间Wed May 17 00:11:08 2006
How did I come into this world ?（我是怎麽来到这世界的?）
下次有小孩问你时，不用再害羞了，这个解答非常好
Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...
周一早上....正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡，一个有趣的对话发生了....
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麽来到这世界的？」
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。」
"So why not today? Please!"
「拜托！为什麽今天不行？」
"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔细听着！」
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你妈和我在网咖相遇而认识，
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
并在网咖的洗手间你妈和我使用了超连结，
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那时你妈从我的随身插硬碟下载一些资料，
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
当我完成上传时，我们发现我们没有使用防火墙，
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或删除都已为时太晚，
nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就这样，九个月以後我们被一个病毒所终结。」
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