作者tzymo (来无影去无踪 鬼影小神偷)
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标题[新闻] Oranje’s secret: balancing bracelets!
时间Tue Jul 6 11:14:22 2010
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Oranje’s secret: balancing bracelets!
橘子军的秘密:平衡手环
A lot of people want to know: what is the secret? How is it possible that
Holland doesn’t have an implosion. That they aren’t collapsing in beauty.
Well the answer is….a bracelet!
很多人想要知道秘密是什麽,答案是----手环
Most Oranje starters have one. A bracelet with two round holograms. Balancing
Bracelets, they’re called. And who ever wears them wins power, balance and
agility. They restore the electromagnetic balance, according to the supplier.
大部分的荷兰队员都有一个。手环为两个圆形的东西连接,他们称它为平衡手环。戴上它
,你会更有力量,平衡感更好,敏捷性提高。根据供应商的说法,这个手环可以达到一种
电磁平衡。
“Wesley Sneijder introduced them to the lads,” says Rafael van der Vaart.
“It’s actually a hype in Spain, where a lot of people use them. Does it work
? I’m not sure, but it doesn’t hurt to wear them.”
「手环是斯奈德推荐的,这玩意在西班牙很流行,很多人都有带。至於有没有用?我不确
定,反正带了也不会少块肉。」范德法特说
Sneijder: “I thought it was nonsense, but in all honesty: they work. I feel
much better with them, more in balance.”
「我原先也认为这没道理,但是说实在话,真的有用。当我带上它,我的平衡感变好了。
」小斯说
Recently, Sneijder demonstrated how he can easily put his hand flat on the
ground without bending his knees. “Without the bracelet I wouldn’t be able
to.”
近来小斯可以很轻松的在不弯曲膝盖的情况下摸到地面。「没有手环,我办不到这件事。
」小斯说 (这麽厉害...)
The Dutch importer: “It improves the balance. I can’t tell you how it works,
I honestly don’t even know. It’s an American product, but I use it myself
and it works… You can improve your performance through this. Is it enough to
win the World Cup? Well, at these tournaments, details determine the end
result, and maybe these bracelets form those details.”
「这个手环可以增加平衡感。基於官方机密我不能告诉你怎麽办到的,但是说实话我也不
知道。这是米国人的产品,我亲自用过而它也的确有效。带上手环你在球场上的表现会更
好。那这样足够赢得冠军吗?你知道的,在世界盃这种大赛上,细节决定最後的结果,这
个手环或许就是那些细节之一。」荷兰进口商说
According to the importer, the holograms are programmed with a secred
frequency, which work on the energy fields in the body.
Real Madrid player Guti introduced them in Spain, years ago. Nowadays, almost
every player in Spain has one. Argentine referee Baldassi recently checked Van
der Vaart’s bandages and gave him the nod: Baldassi wore a balancing bracelet
too.
多年前,皇马球员古蒂把手环引进西班牙。现在,几乎每个西班牙球员都有一个。阿根廷
籍裁判Baldassi在比赛时允许范德法特带上它,因为他自己也在带。
These bracelets are also worn by other athletes. The most famous are Rubens
Barrichello (formula 1), Shaquille O’Neal (NBA) and C Ronaldo (liquid enginee
ring).
不只在足球,其他运动也会看到这个手环的踪影。最有名的如F1的巴里切罗,NBA的大欧
都有戴上它。
Magnetic healer Henk de Gier – used by Dirk Kuyt among others – can’t say
it works or it doesn’t work. “I don’t know the product so I can’t say.
Some products do improve the balance and the energy flow but there’s also a
lot of crap on the market.”
专业人士Henk de Gier也无法解释这手环到底有没有用。「我不清楚这个产品所以无法说
明什麽。有些产品的确能改善平衡感和能量流动,但是在市场上也是充斥着不少骗人的产
品。」
The Assocation against Quacks says it’s “total nonsense”. “We heard about
this, but this doesn’t work. What I think is weird, is that the producer
doesn’t want to say how it works. It’s like you’re selling a new medicine
but you refuse to say what’s in it. Weird…”
也有组织说这是一派胡言。「我们听过这个东西,但是它没有用。我觉得这很诡异,厂商
不愿说明这个手环到底是怎麽发挥功效。这就好像你去推销新药,但是却不告诉买的人药
里有什麽成分一样,诡异…」
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1F:推 ayu0081:夺冠後团购?XD 07/06 11:17
2F:推 trilvie:可是西班牙球员也在戴 优势缩小 哭哭 07/06 14:48