作者MagusLuLu (海边漂来的某L)
看板Nintendo
标题[推荐] 好笑的Zelda Skyward Sword预告
时间Sat Dec 4 18:35:25 2010
Tobuscus是Youtube上一个喜欢为电玩预告配词唱的家伙,
而这次Zelda Skyward Sword也被改编啦!XDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWu6YeRg2N4
Foggy, cloudy horse, 雾茫茫、云沉沉、马匹(艾波纳),
Angry spiky heart, floaty boat, 张牙舞爪心形(假面)、漂浮船(风律),
and a wolf. 还有一匹狼(曙光),
Run into the light. 奔跑进,那道光~
Where a man in a skirt 光里有个男的伫立,穿着裙子、
and tights is standing. 还有紧身裤。
And he pulls out his sword, 接着他拔出他的剑,
Then slowly spins it around, and 慢慢把剑挥一圈,然後
FLEX! 闪啊!
Kill Na-tives, and plants. 砍乡民*,砍植物,
Turn them into ash. 将他们化为灰烬
Purple dust, sword lights up! 紫色尘土、剑发光!
More Na-tives, and plants, and Na-tives. 更多乡民、跟植物、跟乡民,
They all look the same. 他们长得一个样—
That's ra-cist! 这根本是种族偏见!
Scorpion with eyeballs in its claws. 蠍子眼球长在爪子里,
Use your shield to deflect an acorn. 用你的盾牌反弹橡树子,
Use a vine to swing across. 凭条藤蔓荡过去,
Climb the plant wall, 攀上爬藤高墙,
Confuse the eyeball. 让门上的眼球头昏眼花。
Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf. 弓与箭,射向一片叶子、
And a bob-omb, 还有炸弹、
And someone's floating heart. 还有某人浮在空中的心。
Aim a grapple claw 用勾爪瞄准
at the Audience. 观众,
Make it grab stuff, and explode! 用它抓住东西,大爆炸!
Goodbye grapple claw. 掰了,勾爪~
Roll a flashing plant 投出一颗闪光弹─
Under a happy tree. 往那快乐生长的树下,
Now it's a dead tree. 现在这是棵死树了。
Slingshots make bats dissapear! 弹弓发射让蝙蝠消失!
Use a whip to tear out people's hearts. 用鞭子扯出敌人的心,
Then eat them. 然後吃了它们—
Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw! 戳那蠍子的眼球爪!
End a skeleton, 终结一副骷髅、
And a scorpion, 跟一只蠍子、
And another skeleton. 再来一副骷髅─
Swan~dive~into the lo~go... 纵~身~跳~进~萨尔达LOGO~!
*感谢one02021009建议与haniper附议!乡民赞啦!XDDDD
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其他Tobuscus作品推荐:D
刺客兄弟会:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU
WOW: Cataclysm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS8pFJKUjfg
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※ 编辑: MagusLuLu 来自: 203.67.37.109 (12/04 20:23)
※ MagusLuLu:转录至看板 Wii 12/04 20:26
1F:推 poi09832000:哈哈 给推 12/04 22:00
2F:推 kaeiru:砍Natives一整个很好笑 但翻成原住民可能有点不妥 12/05 22:38
3F:推 faang:还好吧 勇者屠村是被允许的(?!) 12/06 08:14
4F:推 one02021009:当地居民 or 乡民 12/06 11:36
5F:推 haniper:乡民当然都一个样,都是30公分起跳的~ XD 12/06 19:30
6F:推 SuperHOW:翻原住民也没翻错,要不然翻土着吧 12/08 08:04
7F:→ MagusLuLu:one02021009 & haniper: 给个赞!乡民好啊!XDDDD 12/09 00:47
8F:→ MagusLuLu:kaeiru: 在美语中native(原住民)是政治正确用语,Indian 12/09 00:54
9F:→ MagusLuLu:(印第安人)则有冒犯意味,後文又有"种族歧视",所以翻成 12/09 00:56
10F:→ MagusLuLu:"原住民"……不过one02021009的提议很赞,有梗!XDDDD 12/09 00:57
※ 编辑: MagusLuLu 来自: 115.80.219.80 (12/09 01:06)