作者armageddon (Wright here, right now!)
看板Oasis
标题[Noel] tales from the middle of nowhere
时间Tue Sep 2 19:56:07 2008
26/08/08
Hiya kid.
So...I'm leaving home in London yesterday. Literally putting my bags in
the car and this lad comes up to me.. "Can I get a quick picture?" he
asks. "Dunno..CAN you?" says I. Anyway while his mate is taking a
reasonably quick snap he informs me that he was one of the lucky ones
to get tickets for our tour in October. "I hope you're not putting any
of 'em on e-bay?" "No chance, mate" he says "I'm going with my granddad
..he fuckin' loves you lot!" JESUS CHRIST!!! I ask him how old his
granddad is in the vain hope he might be freakishly young...like. say..
50? "65" he says. "He's been into you lot since '94!!"
At Heathrow airport the righteous people of B.A. have upgraded everyone
to 1st class except for tour dj Phil Smith who has been mysteriously
downgraded to "premium economy" (whatever that is). Halfway through
the flight I'm interrupted by one of the cabin crew who's laughing
nervously saying, "Mr. Gallagher your brother seems to have collapsed
in the aisle!" (YES! AT LAST!!!) And sure enough....there he is, face
down in the aisle unconscious. "Shall I wake him?" asks the attendant.
"Nah, leave him there..he's only looking for attention!" Somewhat
predictably U.S. immigration nearly takes as long as the flight. I
think the sight of a true, real life evil genius has the young officer
flustered. No major drama though except one of my bags hasn't made it.
THE BASTARD. Please don't let me suffer the indignity of shopping for
undies on the morning of the gig the person who serves me is bound to
be a fan! Seattle seems to have changed though (and for the better, I
might add) since the last time we were here (whenever that was). Had a
quick skip down the venue to check what the wizards have done with the
lights for this tour. It looks pretty good, I must say. Fuck knows how
we manage to afford all this stuff. Pink Floyd eat your heart out!
Anyway gotta fly, I have an excruciatingly pointless interview to do…
'til next time.
哈哈哈头子说故事就是好笑XD
第一段歌迷要跟头子照相
“我可以跟你照张相吗?”
头子回了句“不知道耶....你可以吗?”(XD)
然後歌迷说他抢到十月巡回的票要跟阿公看,头子问了阿公几岁?
以为可能很年轻结果是65
“他从94年就很尬意你了啦!”
(祖孙一同看绿洲,好屌!)
第二段所有人坐头等舱,抠连的巡回 DJ 菲尔史密斯被降级到
premium economy(豪华经济舱?)
途中机上服务人员跟头子说:
“盖勒格先生,你弟弟似乎倒在走道上耶?”
(头子心中的呐喊:YES!终於!)
“我要叫醒他吗?”
“不用啦,让他在那边吧,他只是想吸引大家的注意。”
剩下的大家自行欣赏吧XD
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1F:推 hermione731:好想看Liam倒在走道上!! 头子的日记真是太有趣了! 09/02 22:15
2F:推 zygotic:哈哈哈 超好笑的 XD 09/03 01:42