作者pure26 (nobody)
看板Oasis
标题[情报] Noel:I WANT A MASK!!!
时间Wed Apr 29 21:19:07 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (28/04/09)
Category: Music
It's all got a bit mad over here. This swine flu malarky is freaking people
out. Landed at Crack'arse airport yesterday. All the ground staff are
wearing those little white face masks! ALL OF THEM. It was like something
out of another Stephen King novel. I suddenly feel quite naked without one.
Then if that wasn't bad enough my mam called me at that very moment and
tells me to be "careful" or I WILL die of pig flu. I swear at that point
I did a massive sneeze and the entire airport fell silent and started to
stare!! I WANT A MASK!!!
Crack'arse, it must be said, is not the most glamourous of destinations,
despite what we were led to believe as kids from that film "Gregory's Girl".
I currently have an armed guard outside my room! What does that say?
Am I vulnerable to a robbery from room service? Anyway, could be worse, at
least the sun's out and I have a balcony and it's 86*. Mind you, what about
snipers (as Bobby Gillespie once said to me as we were getting pissed in
my back garden)??
In a bit.
GD.
太好笑了XDDDDD
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http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=4385325
http://twitter.com/NoelDGallagher
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1F：推 maydayyy:第二段实在太好笑 是在演喜剧片吗XD 不过还是小心点.. 囧 04/29 21:28
2F：→ pure26:最後一段也是 太幽默了吧XDDD 04/29 21:30
※ 编辑: pure26 来自: 114.46.116.97 (04/29 21:36)
3F：→ onetwo01:所以说应该小心点嘛...XD 04/29 21:52
4F：推 cookie1:打完喷嚏全场都静下来很好笑... 04/29 21:55
5F：推 erical:I feel quite naked without one.:)很有趣的反应. 04/29 21:59
6F：→ onetwo01:而且的确蛮像史蒂芬金的小说画面的...很惊悚XD 04/29 21:59
7F：推 leopardlocke:哈哈 想像那画面.... 04/29 22:10
8F：推 sunnyhua:noel也太好笑了我的妈 哈哈哈哈哈 04/29 22:36
9F：推 FIONhou:史蒂芬金....哈哈!!!! 04/29 23:44
10F：推 Avodka:喷嚏的timing很喜感~ 04/29 23:50
11F：推 osga:哈哈～I WANT A MASK!!! 然後Noel装镇定酷酷走出去吗？ 04/30 00:50
12F：推 starwars:我真是爱死头子的日记了 XDDDD Noel实在是个很妙的人!! 04/30 01:36
13F：推 lisaonlisa:重点是 头子看书(误) 04/30 01:41
14F：推 chiayellow:非常时期鼻涕还真不能乱喷..不然真会成为焦点ㄋ..惊惊 04/30 10:32
15F：推 shiyil:看到这文章 突然觉得 我们真的生活在同个地球上... 04/30 13:55
16F：推 watashiwa:打喷嚏那段好好笑XDDD 04/30 14:01
17F：推 cookie1:所以南美的歌迷都会戴口罩去听演唱会吗? 04/30 15:21