作者PatsyGallagh ('cause we believe...)
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标题[分享] 头子最近的日记
时间Wed Feb 1 19:54:16 2012
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31.01.2012 11:00
Well… So? I've become addicted to watching the Aussie news.
It's beyond hilarious.
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Kasabian were having one of their legendary parties at some club or other
down town. Last men standing were me and Serge at 5am. A good shift. As we left
it was starting to get light… and fuck me if it didn't start to ever-so-
slightly rain… I didn't know whether to laugh or cry so I did neither…
I passed out.
巡回到澳洲 头子觉得当地的新闻报导和事件 实在又够瞎但又好好笑 看上瘾了
然後最後提到和 Kasabian 啪体到天亮 喝挂了^^||
28.01.2012 13:00
Well… Woke up that morning and guess what? That's right, it was pissing down…
I mean what IS the point of Australia while it's raining? There is no point.
I'm staggered by the weather. "Oh, fuck off!" to the sky, said I.
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"There you go Cinders, you shall go to the ball," I thought.
Except she didn't. She went to the tennis. To see Andy Murray lose… AGAIN!!!
头子快被澳洲的阴雨连绵给搞疯了
下雨的澳洲 像话吗?搞什麽鬼啊!
想像对天空大叫抗议的 Noel Gallagher 哈...
澳洲的女总理 发生掉了一只鞋 灰姑娘般的 被媒体大肆报导的荒谬事件
最後鞋子找到啦 不过她没去参加舞会 而是去看 Andy Murray 输球 茉莉又来了:P
25.01.2012 10:00
So then... I had my own show here in Sydney a couple of nights ago. A truly
great gig. The best one of the entire tour, no doubt about it!! They do like
a sing-song down here. They was loud and proud... Gotta say though, it's a
night that will live long in the memory for another reason.
That being the
night I got my first bra thrown onstage!! I was so proud, and the young lady
should be too, if you know what I mean? Made me feel a bit like Tom Jones!!!!!
哈 尽管被天气搞得很毛
但是 在雪梨的现场 头子经历了他单飞後 意义非凡的第一次
就是 他终於得到了 丢上台的第一件胸罩!!!!!
17.01.2012 10:30
But last night, what can only be described as a little girl, kept shouting out
rather odd "statements". She sounded EXACTLY like my eldest young son which,
in itself, was quite off-putting. And this is what she had to say, and the fact
that she was saying it with a slightly creepy steely-eyed stare, made it all
the more weird… get on this:
- NOEL, I LOVE YOU!! (Fair enough… what's not to love, eh?)
- I LOVE YOU, EVEN WHEN I'M AT SCHOOL!! (Ok?)
- CAN YOU KISS ME… PLEASE? (What, now? …Right now?)
- NOEL, YOU ARE MY IDEAL MAN!! (Ideal man?)
- CAN I MARRY YOU? (Erm… no.)
- I WANT YOUR PICK!!! (Sorry….)
She said PICK… my guitar pick, you filthy swine… I gave it to her after the
show anyway, just to be nice and that (the pick!!). All in all a good night.
跳到日本篇
继上次巡回那个如影随形 "Noel or Die" 的标语之後
(头子说这次又在前排看到 但是这个sign整个被制作的像旗帜一般的升级版!)
又出现一个 抓住他目光的日本女生
头子观察到日本歌迷 在歌曲结束 鼓掌之後 会有大概10秒钟 很恐怖的沉默时间
不过有个小女生 就趁着这个空档 和头子连续告白!
上面头子括号里面的反应 也太好笑了吧
因为最後一句是 "I want your pick!"
(太快可能会听成 "prick" "dick" 都是男生的那个:P)
头子还叫我们别想歪了哩 = = 「是吉他的pick 不是我的那个!」
他还是很nice的有把 pick 给了那个女生^^||
PS: 我昨晚梦见了头子 在演唱会上面 莫名其妙被拱上台和他互动
结果我也告白了 最後还彷佛偶像剧般的
捧着他的脸 亲了一下哩 嘻嘻 >//////<
Cheers!
Patsy "Gallagher"
--
We came back to the same place
We didn't speak just danced in our minds
--Verve, DRIVE YOU HOME
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1F:推 goue:我也想亲他>////////< 02/01 20:19
2F:推 u1a1a1a:nice!! 02/01 21:01
3F:推 nyyfederer:丢胸罩太酷了 不知道回英国有没有人要继续这个风潮XD 02/06 22:28