作者IronChef (Schadenfreude)
看板RedSox
标题The Dumbest Shit I've Ever Seen
时间Sat Aug 12 09:18:58 2006
What a bunch of douchebags
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/rick_reilly/08/07/reilly0814/index.html
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This actually happened. Your job is to decide whether it should have.
In a nine- and 10-year-old PONY league championship game in Bountiful, Utah,
the Yankees lead the Red Sox by one run. The Sox are up in the bottom of the
last inning, two outs, a runner on third. At the plate is the Sox' best
hitter, a kid named Jordan. On deck is the Sox' worst hitter, a kid named
Romney. He's a scrawny cancer survivor who has to take human growth hormone
and has a shunt in his brain.
So, you're the coach: Do you intentionally walk the star hitter so you can
face the kid who can barely swing?
Wait! Before you answer.... This is a league where everybody gets to bat,
there's a four-runs-per-inning max, and no stealing until the ball crosses
the plate. On the other hand, the stands are packed and it is the title game.
So ... do you pitch to the star or do you lay it all on the kid who's been
through hell already?
Yanks coach Bob Farley decided to walk the star.
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I want to punch this coach.
It's LITTLE LEAGUE
STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME
Telling your pitcher "no, don't pitch to the slugger, pitch to the cancer
survivor" just tells him (remember, he's 10!!!) "You're not good enough,
so pick on your weaker peers!!!"
OF course, this is coming from the kid that was ALWAYS PITCHED TO (and still
pitched to.... XXXDDDDD)
I hate it when they IBB the guy before me. XXXDDDD
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1F:推 benchman:故事的结局是? 08/12 09:30
2F:推 IronChef:They IBB'ed the good kid to pitch to the caner 08/12 09:34
3F:→ IronChef:cancer survivor... 08/12 09:34
4F:→ benchman:Romney 最後的AB为 (我好像在期待些什麽) 08/12 09:36
5F:推 IronChef:The kid struck out 08/12 09:39
6F:推 benchman:我还以为这种情形只有台湾才会..为求胜负不计一切 08/12 09:40
7F:推 IronChef:It's LITTLE LEAGUE 08/12 09:44
8F:→ IronChef:YOU PITCH TO EVERYBODY 08/12 09:44