作者IronChef (Schadenfreude)
看板RedSox
标题In the Words of Samuel L. Jackson
时间Mon Aug 21 16:20:26 2006
"I've had it with the motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane."
Are there snakes in the fucking bullpen? Or has Francona been bitten
bya snake that makes you stupid?
Except we don't have snakes. We have:
1) Terry Francona
2) Demarlo " Sveumitis" Hale
3) Coco "Can't take to save his life" Crisp
4) Javy "useless" Lopez
5) Javy "even more useless" Lopez
Guess which one is left handed and can't find the strike zone.
6) Julian Tavarez
7) Josh "Ace of the Future" Beckett
8) Matt "Mental Midget" Clement
9) Mike "My arm is falling off yet I'm still talking shit" Timlin
10) Mike "I'm dying in the second half" Lowell
11) Mark "Slowest Skinny White Guy in Baseball" Loretta
12) Jason "Jacked" Johnson
13) Kyle "Kansas DFAed me" Snyder
14) Doug "I'm going deep" Mirabelli
15) Jason "Captain of Sinking Ship" Varitek
16) Trot "Power outage" Nixon. Isn't somebody named Nixon supposed to be...
power-hungry?
17) Wily Mo "I've started to swing at everything again" Pena
18) Gabe "The Jew that's useless" Kapler
19) Craig "We paid a signing bonus for THIS" Hansen
And we've already gotten rid of Willie Harris AND Rudy Seanez
Seriously, that, or 300 poisonous snakes?
I'm going with the snakes. At least there were hot women on the plane!
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Seriously, you guys need to see Snakes on a Plane. It was the greatest piece of entertainment ever.
It was the only thing that kept me from swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills
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Players that don't need to burn in hell:
Curt
Papelbon
Papi
Manny
Youkilis
Gonzalez
Cora
Wakefield
Delcarmen
Hinske just got here, so yeah.
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1F：推 zooey:which Lopez is more useless? Javy or Javier? 08/21 16:24
2F：推 RollingWave:Javier..at least Javy didn't cost a useful arm 08/21 16:28
3F：推 RollingWave:David Riske havea 3.03 ERA in 35IP for the 08/21 16:39
4F：→ RollingWave:other Sox... 08/21 16:39
5F：推 IronChef:There are no snakes in the White Sox bullpen 08/21 16:40
6F：推 tradewind:"Javier" is the comparative of "Javy", 08/21 16:40
7F：推 Feiht:Javier....it's a comparative ....XD 08/21 16:36
8F：→ tradewind:so he must be "more" useless. 08/21 16:41
9F：推 RollingWave:does that mean other teams looking for relievers 08/21 16:48
10F：推 Feiht:Haha! I'm with tradewind big*2 08/21 16:48
11F：→ RollingWave:should quickly grab Rudy Seanez? XD 08/21 16:49
12F：推 IronChef:He should be killed like the Snakes on the plane 08/21 16:50
13F：推 Baudelaire:"Accepted" is awesome! 08/21 17:00
14F：推 HoJinChang:17 is my fav, Start to swing at everything and cant 08/21 17:03
15F：→ HoJinChang:field properly Pena,Heyyy..we got snake from Cincy 08/21 17:04
16F：推 aloha888:why tavarez didnt have a middle name? 08/21 17:04
17F：推 IronChef:You saw Accepted? Are you serious? 08/21 17:05
18F：→ IronChef:It's got the guy from the Mac commercial!!!! 08/21 17:06
19F：→ IronChef:I want to shank him in the fucking kidneys 08/21 17:06
20F：→ IronChef:It DOES have Lewis Black, who is awesome 08/21 17:06
21F：推 RollingWave:Lewis Black is the best comedian in the biz 08/21 17:11
22F：推 Tmk:Brian Roberts比Loretta好多了, 对吧? ^^ 08/21 17:49
23F：推 IronChef:Ah yes, bringing up old times 08/21 17:52
24F：→ IronChef:When Brian Roberts had 2 goodmonths 08/21 17:52
25F：→ IronChef:And just after Loretta came off a MVP seasony 08/21 17:53
26F：→ IronChef:Well, MVP-esque season 08/21 17:53
27F：推 Tmk:预测能力也是重要的能力唷~~加油 相信你下次可以做的更好 08/21 17:54
28F：推 IronChef:Actually, that discussion was never about prediction 08/21 18:01
29F：→ IronChef:It was about who you wanted THEN for WBC 08/21 18:01
30F：→ IronChef:I'm so glad after about 1.5 years, you still 08/21 18:02
31F：→ IronChef:didn't understand what we were discussing 08/21 18:02
32F：→ IronChef:Excellent 08/21 18:02
33F：推 Tmk:我是没留我那些文啦 所以我也没办法反驳你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/21 18:02
34F：→ Tmk:虽然你时在是有点活在自己的世界里, 不过看到有这麽多 08/21 18:03
35F：→ Tmk:信徒跟随你 我还是很佩服的^^ 08/21 18:04
36F：推 IronChef:If I had my own World, you'd be dead 08/21 18:04
37F：→ IronChef:Unfortunately, I can't have everything I want 08/21 18:05
38F：→ IronChef:"You can't always get what you want... 08/21 18:05
39F：→ IronChef:"You can't always get what you want... 08/21 18:06
40F：→ IronChef:But if you try sometimes, you just might find... 08/21 18:06
41F：→ IronChef:YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED!!! Oh baby, yeah!!!" 08/21 18:06
42F：→ Tmk:阿弥佗佛..施主不可以这麽坏心啊 08/21 18:06
43F：推 Levi:这样子玩很爽吗？ ╮(╯_╰)╭ 08/21 18:12
44F：推 Tmk:我只是看到大明星Loretta被取怪怪的绰号很难过啊~~ 08/21 18:11
45F：推 Baudelaire:Well, it's just damn stupid.... :D 08/22 10:59
46F：→ Baudelaire:Lewis Black is annoyingly good.. 08/22 11:00