作者ym80045 (红袜魂)
看板SCU_Talk
标题[转录][无言] 补习班电话的人很无言
时间Thu Aug 14 19:19:11 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: halfnk (幽) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 补习班电话的人很无言
时间: Wed Aug 13 01:29:57 2008
话说前几天全民英检刚结束，
我弟似乎去应考时留了家里电话，
所以补习班也打了几通电话来我家，
很可惜前几天都刚好被我接到我就说人不在，
今天我在看电视时电话又响了，而我弟就去接电话，
以下内容是後来我问我弟和我听到的对话内容。。。
补习班：喂~请问是杨xx吗?
弟:嗯是阿。
补习班:你好我们是权威全民英检补习班，有听过吗?
弟:嗯，有~
补习班:请问一下这次英检考的如何?
弟:不大理想都不会写说。
补习班:这样呀，那你有考虑过我们的英检课程吗?有听力、写作.....
弟:喔，我不想升学了。
补习班: 阿? 那你以後要做什麽?
弟:我打算去报名星光大道，一举成名。
补习班:....................那那那英文在这时代还是有很大的影响力喔。
弟:我觉得我天生歌喉好，读英文很浪费。
补习班:这样喔，那你近期有什麽规划吗?
弟:这样好了，我先唱一首我想要参赛的歌给你听听看...
(此时我突然整个人好奇的转头过去看我弟在干嘛，他突然唱起陈奕迅的淘汰囧)
唱完後.........
弟:你觉得怎样?
补习班:还...还...还不错.....
弟:你觉得我唱淘汰会被淘汰吗?
补习班:不..不..不会。
弟:这样喔~那这样没事的话我要去练歌了掰掰
--
Only YouLanLye
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/halfnk
--
※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.114.209.174
1F：推 yaone:哈哈哈... 08/13 01:32
2F：推 gh8811211:真是有够好笑 08/13 01:36
3F：推 pilione:这工作真的不好做…XDD 08/13 01:39
4F：推 happyenjoy:哈 XD 这招真好笑～那人应该很冏吧...... 08/13 01:44
5F：推 ygopany:太好笑了 原PO是我跟我读同高中 08/13 02:01
6F：推 jestagee:原po怎麽知道电话的另一端 08/13 02:04
7F：推 st83081:你弟是认真的吗 = = 08/13 02:25
8F：推 mitchQ:楼上好眼熟 08/13 02:55
9F：推 dragonsoul:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 02:57
10F：推 newesther:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 04:05
11F：推 tp65p4w94:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 04:09
12F：推 Erevus20:你怎麽知道对方说啥? 先承认你就是你弟吧 08/13 04:12
13F：推 augustuseric:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 04:13
14F：→ newesther:他可以问他弟吧......... 08/13 04:18
15F：推 wash:我要推 因为我笑了 08/13 04:25
16F：推 celery0303:好敢喔....太厉害了... 08/13 04:31
17F：推 penguinko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 04:32
18F：→ piggy512:扑哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~ 08/13 05:05
19F：推 Aprildie:哈哈 每次接到补习班的电话我都闪电结束它 08/13 05:21
20F：→ ppc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddd 08/13 07:03
21F：→ BeeWolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 08:01
22F：推 pattybest:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 期待你弟参加! 08/13 08:38
23F：推 JJwen:推"你觉得我唱淘汰会被淘汰吗?"~ 08/13 08:44
24F：推 masterfuck:你弟上电视记得叫我看阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 08:48
25F：→ devilegna:真男人 08/13 08:48
26F：→ freshbreeze:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 08:49
27F：推 carl9807:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 09:48
28F：推 a0955133:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 09:57
29F：推 fiveday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 以後就用这招应付 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 09:57
30F：推 lonelyface:你怎麽知道对方说啥? 先承认你就是你弟吧XDDDDD 08/13 10:00
31F：推 riket0403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 10:03
32F：推 erasermyself:最近在做这工作 这工作 难做阿 虽然烦 请听他说完= = 08/13 10:08
33F：推 Tracy0041:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 10:12
34F：推 yamapshizuka:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 10:33
35F：推 jsly:赞!!! 08/13 10:34
36F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 10:47
37F：推 streamaway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 10:52
38F：推 imfinethanku:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑了啦 08/13 10:58
39F：推 amberrm:或许原PO弟用免持听筒? 08/13 11:01
40F：推 aegius1r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 11:13
41F：推 ethanol:哈哈 08/13 11:15
42F：→ jim790226:你弟也满瞎的，不过我也笑了，哈哈 08/13 11:17
43F：推 sp056456:这篇好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 11:22
44F：推 PDAN:这篇怎麽没爆 XDDD 08/13 11:35
45F：推 eric0924:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 11:35
46F：推 Rajia:好好笑XD 08/13 11:35
47F：推 tony811207:你弟是天兵 XDDDDDDD 08/13 11:37
48F：推 w35413541:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 11:43
49F：推 YOBOBO:酷XD 话说 原po明明有说他问他弟对话内容 ╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 08/13 11:44
50F：推 tomriddle45:让他爆让他爆让他爆 08/13 11:52
51F：推 torussian:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 12:03
52F：推 yona:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了啦 08/13 12:11
53F：推 titato:我哈哈笑了～～ 08/13 12:16
54F：推 BornFish:你弟......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 12:36
55F：推 lucas01:ur brother is the man 08/13 12:36
56F：→ rose147:haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 08/13 12:51
57F：推 jijo:很好笑!! 还好有点进来看 XD 08/13 12:56
58F：推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 12:57
59F：推 cherrywater:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 13:09
60F：推 inhan:XDDDDDD 我唱淘汰会被淘汰吗 08/13 13:13
61F：推 evolutional:XDDDDDD 08/13 13:22
62F：推 shinja123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 13:29
63F：→ chonmin:先承认你就是你弟吧! 08/13 13:36
64F：推 echolee:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 13:42
65F：推 itsfuntime:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 13:53
66F：推 Benjamin901:补习班的人有按「扩音钮」给全补习班听吗? 08/13 14:00
67F：推 jkoh:好有趣的弟弟喔 让他爆嘛 08/13 14:01
68F：推 straygirl08:哈哈哈 (笑倒 08/13 14:02
69F：推 PINKYLOVEU:高招!学起来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 14:03
70F：推 rod4919:哈哈 08/13 14:08
71F：推 kimifort:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 14:31
72F：推 wellgood234:快笑死了 08/13 14:34
73F：推 hcmomo:XDDDDDDD你弟还真敢阿 08/13 14:57
74F：推 silnet:太GJ啦XDDDD~~~~~你弟有前途!! 08/13 14:58
75F：推 reptile0417:真的好好笑喔~ 英文不好出头天的另依条路... 08/13 15:01
76F：推 hp9546:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 15:11
77F：推 walker2009:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 15:21
78F：推 sasaki0327:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 15:34
79F：推 hollowable:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 好久没听到这麽妙的 08/13 15:50
80F：推 chichumdg:原PO弟 高招高招... 08/13 15:55
81F：推 yopuffyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 16:14
82F：推 luckygeo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 16:21
83F：推 enjoy0718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 16:24
84F：推 wentao:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...妙 08/13 16:26
85F：推 luck0402:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 16:37
86F：推 maruru1987:光想就超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 16:54
87F：推 evawu:GJ 08/13 17:22
88F：推 a6170942:好笑啦XD 08/13 17:34
89F：推 fnk1011:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 17:45
90F：推 Elwin771124:太帅了!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 17:58
91F：→ librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 17:59
92F：推 pupu7599:XD 08/13 18:04
93F：推 blindfruit:工作难做啊~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 18:56
94F：推 lilafish:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 19:12
95F：推 mimipig:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 19:34
96F：推 HolySatan:推...我觉得我天生歌喉好，读英文太浪费... 08/13 19:35
97F：→ Darius1979:补习班的人脸色一定比诈骗集团还囧 08/13 19:42
98F：推 torussian:让他爆呀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 19:43
99F：推 sportsyzm:XDDDDDDD好ㄐㄅ 08/13 19:46
100F：推 jacky80336:推推推xdddd 08/13 19:50
101F：推 cannotfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 19:57
102F：推 princessmake:XD 08/13 19:58
103F：推 mky1058:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:01
104F：推 shrimpp:XD 08/13 20:06
105F：推 jason6215000:这真是太好笑了XD~~GOOD JOB XD 08/13 20:10
106F：推 rungo001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:10
107F：推 isunnyblue:好酷!!!(笔记) 我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:12
108F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:28
109F：推 s60984:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:37
110F：推 LastXmas:你觉得我唱淘汰会被淘汰吗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:37
111F：推 gengar6307:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:41
112F：推 shinja123:超好笑的XDDDDD 08/13 20:42
113F：推 matanlina:XDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:46
114F：推 k122146416:哈哈 好笑推一个 08/13 20:48
115F：推 Death2076:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:54
116F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 20:54
117F：→ yen1989:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 21:10
118F：推 by216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 21:24
119F：推 novelfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 21:37
120F：推 yiren513:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 21:51
121F：推 cashko:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 22:00
122F：→ s87651:你觉得我唱淘汰会被淘汰吗XDD 08/13 22:01
123F：推 jiunyug:(笔记)! 狂笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 22:03
124F：推 smlumpy:你觉得我唱淘汰会被淘汰吗XDDDDDDDDDD给你暴 08/13 22:06
125F：推 onealone:有笑有推 XD 08/13 22:09
126F：推 mei1989:XD 08/13 22:19
127F：推 iraqhitler:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 22:22
128F：推 torussian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 22:25
129F：推 ssnio:专业97 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 22:27
130F：推 ssnio:99 08/13 22:28
131F：推 Huskyrabbit:爆爆! 08/13 22:30
132F：推 bulegirl46:XD! 08/13 22:36
133F：推 juanmao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 22:40
134F：推 HOTONY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 22:43
135F：→ qvqbehappy:对方说的话你听的到? 如果是掰的请去JOKE喔~^.< 08/13 22:46
136F：推 nashi0910:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 23:17
137F：→ halfnk:为什麽推文总是有人没看到我说我後来有问我弟对话内容.... 08/13 23:19
138F：→ rosycat1110:哈哈!!你弟很酷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 23:20
139F：→ Yie:XD 08/13 23:22
140F：推 something:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 23:28
141F：推 mochan316:超好笑 08/13 23:32
142F：推 jason112412:太好笑了XDDDDDD补习班电话费不用钱喔 08/13 23:35
143F：推 superich:补习班：英文很重要...你没看星光一堆人唱英文歌吗... 08/13 23:58
144F：→ rexmu:原po弟:我哥盗我帐号上笨版...囧rz... 08/14 00:06
145F：推 hukunamatata:神手XD 08/14 00:06
146F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD你弟没眼睛吗?? 08/14 00:07
147F：推 sanasakura:GJ! 08/14 00:25
148F：推 englwings:你弟很爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 00:30
149F：推 joy71:你弟怎麽这麽好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 00:32
150F：推 fwa:有笑有推~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 00:34
151F：推 apple305:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 00:46
152F：推 kc770612:你弟超好笑 XDDDD 08/14 00:59
153F：推 endlessQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD弟弟GJ! 08/14 02:06
154F：推 freesaviour:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 02:39
155F：推 Sougo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 03:30
156F：推 visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 04:25
157F：推 secret1110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 08:00
158F：推 q08456456789:借转XD 08/14 08:41
159F：推 arthurkingz:Q 08/14 10:13
※ HELLRAIDER:转录至看板 joke 08/14 10:17
160F：推 Kueishou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 11:38
161F：推 dog32146:哈哈太好笑了XDDD 08/14 11:51
162F：推 kiba226:你弟好可爱喔XD 08/14 12:10
163F：推 darkheart:偷推陈奕迅XD 08/14 12:26
164F：推 arylin:真的太好笑了啦!!!XDDD 08/14 15:31
165F：推 kaylotede:XDDDDD 08/14 15:43
166F：→ nanchien:弟弟是对的!!! 08/14 16:07
167F：推 youngyoung:推陈奕迅XDD 08/14 16:17
168F：推 amanda0408:推EASON~ 08/14 16:25
169F：推 leh815:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 19:05
--
※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.114.19.203
170F：推 chsyi:干的好XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 19:47
171F：推 Alfielicious:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 22:47
172F：推 peter1082:我回头看了看 这是东吴透可版没错吧 08/14 23:28
173F：推 pennyty:我想那是因为版主小孟的关系XD.... 08/15 00:19
174F：推 d123xxx:看了推文才知道原来发文的是小孟XD 08/15 00:25
175F：推 fans7788:靠北....你弟怎麽跟你一样智障..... 08/15 01:24
176F：推 alausay:我也有看到这篇耶 不过当时没注意到原po是你XD 08/15 08:18
177F：推 warc3569:哈哈!好招好招XDXD 08/17 21:54