※ [本文转录自 joke 看板 #1MSwnHGR ] 作者: tomsonchiou (TC) 看板: joke 标题: [ＸＤ] 经典饶舌争霸战:死侍vs波巴‧费特(英字) 时间: Fri Dec 18 14:48:45 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g708PmJAbuI 嘴炮不饶人的漫威佣兵，对上星战宇宙中最致命的赏金猎人 I barely even know enough about you to diss you 波巴·费特电影中提到的背景很少，神秘感正是他高人气的原因之一 But do you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up? 死侍打破第四面墙跟观众对话，也提到波巴最後被长得像Ｏ道的沙拉克吞掉 I do damage when I brandish my katanas 死侍的招牌武器是武士刀 in my ladybug pajamas 死侍的造型就像瓢虫 I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa 波巴基本造型就是他老爸的翻版 Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba 波巴接过黑武士跟贾巴的委托 Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy 二部曲中波巴老爸被山谬杰克森饰演的云度杀死 Maaaybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your face 波巴头盔造型很像邮筒可以放信 Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1 Slave 1是波巴的飞船名（原本是他爸的） And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fucking basic Cable是X战警独眼龙的儿子，跟死侍关系很好 I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off 死侍特徵就是碎嘴连发 Bitch, who you calling clone, you're a Deathstroke rip-off 死侍其实就是漫威"致敬"DC的丧钟 You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons You got Wolverine's powers, 死侍制服眼睛部分像蜘蛛人，武器跟GI JOE的蛇眼一样 自癒能力来自尝试复制金钢狼能力的武器X计画 That Dr. Killbrew dude needs to go back to med school Dr. Killbrew是武器X计画的负责人之一 Cause right now you're no good to me, Deadpool 改自波巴的台词“He is no good to me dead” With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was "AAAH!" 波巴在电影中其实台词超少 You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face 死侍的脸非常恶 Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head 死侍有三重人格 Who you calling schizophrenic? You've got two different voices! You're like your holiday special: Full of bad choices 这里重现了死侍另外两个人格的对话，黄框比较疯癫，白框冷静吐槽 波巴的配音在前传上映後的DVD被改为饰演Jango Fett的演员配音 （但我觉得旧版比较有霸气） 另外波巴在两次经典饶舌争霸战的配音也不同人 星际大战假期特别节目是约两小时的电视电影，因为太过黑历史从来没有重播和发行录影 带。这部还有Wookie族爷爷看AV的情节喔 You think your chimichanga's hot, but you couldn't be milder You should've made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder 死侍最爱的食物是墨西哥卷饼，演员演过留级之王 And the coolest things about you got straight-up abandoned 迪士尼收购星战後将六部曲以外的漫画小说等不视为正史，包含波巴被吞掉其实没死的 外传作品 You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your canon Jango Fett的演员是纽西兰人，这里用kiwi代称 So maybe don't talk about movies cause you've got dick to say 死侍不想聊电影另一个原因是他在金钢狼电影中的形象...你懂的 Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far far away 烦人角色与星战开头的句子 And then I'll call Domino's Domino是死侍常合作的对象 She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon durasteel是星战中的金属，死侍是加拿大人 --

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