作者anglerfish (anglerfish)
看板StupidClown
标题[闲聊] 被我打死的小鸡...
时间Wed Nov 8 23:08:46 2006
因为期中考的关系....有点闷 在随意乱逛各版的时候
想说乾脆来养只宠物算了
於是马上切到养鸡场....反正之前也蛮想养养看的...
'最後选择最便宜的小鸡...@@ (其实想养萝莉)
取名叫做"鸡米花" 看到鸡米花的状态 肚子饿..不满足等等
马上买饲料喂...看到有"亲他"的选项....(大心) 赶快按
不知道是眼残还是手残...居然按到隔壁的"打它" = = 它生病了
就买药喂它再亲它一次....又按到打它 ...这时的我无言了....
就这样~~~第一次的宠物....只陪我5分钟就离开我了....
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1F：推 LTfish:XD我笑了...你根本就是想打他 11/08 23:09
2F：推 place123:XDDD 11/08 23:10
3F：推 PPP720817:好笑+1 11/08 23:11
4F：推 amos0601:可见你的潜意识根本就想打小鸡鸡~~~~ 11/08 23:10
5F：推 asklove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/08 23:11
6F：推 huntersp:小心把他打到吐了... 11/08 23:11
7F：推 BennyN:哩金变态XDD 11/08 23:12
8F：→ asklove:我笑到被骂.......XD 11/08 23:12
9F：推 DarkOfWings:口嫌体正直啊XD 11/08 23:13
10F：推 F7:真惨，又饿又病又挨揍 11/08 23:15
11F：→ proletariat:小心海公公找你... 11/08 23:16
12F：推 Autohypnosis:我要在鸡腿上写个惨字 11/08 23:17
※ luckykid080:转录至看板 NTU99thLIS 11/08 23:18
13F：→ GreenNicky:XD爱抚妻耶 11/08 23:18
14F：推 apsyz888:好蠢 哈 11/08 23:19
15F：→ apsyz888:小鸡去哪里养?! 11/08 23:21
16F：→ cistron:楼上好笨 11/08 23:22
17F：→ apsyz888:不好意思 麻请楼上大大教导教导 11/08 23:22
18F：推 huntersp:去养鸡场花钱买~~ 11/08 23:25
19F：推 showlay:养鸡场阿~ 11/08 23:25
20F：推 lwecloud:去啃得鸡~ 11/08 23:27
21F：推 lostturtle:XDDDD...好可怜的小鸡~ 11/08 23:29
22F：推 hacoolman:东北乐天 11/08 23:31
23F：→ wang4320:(P)lay -> 养鸡场 11/08 23:31
24F：推 huntersp:找不到乡民的鸡借你养... 11/08 23:32
25F：推 nsmmsn:哩金变态XDD 11/08 23:33
26F：推 sunluna:可怜的小鸡XDDDD 11/08 23:34
27F：推 s1470258:想到银魂的神乐 11/08 23:38
28F：推 iliya1005:可怜的小鸡鸡.. 11/08 23:44
29F：→ elle:这是你的潜意识XD 11/08 23:44
30F：推 newjackle:不要一直打小鸡 11/08 23:45
31F：推 Victoria:还好你没养罗莉= = 11/08 23:46
32F：推 angel1010:妈呀~我笑出声了...... 11/08 23:51
33F：推 zo1221:怎麽那麽妙...好好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/08 23:51
34F：推 Zorina:去啃的鸡啊！超好打的你都不知道～(大心) 11/08 23:53
35F：推 Matsuzaki:养罗莉被我亲到死... 11/08 23:54
36F：推 aii5168:好好笑喔~不过真是可怜！ 11/08 23:54
37F：推 rex0526: 弹你小鸡机～ 弹你小鸡机～ XD 想到瓦哥名着XD 11/08 23:54
38F：推 weinuo1017:可怜的小鸡......XD 11/08 23:55
39F：推 alin5:我笑了.....XDDD 11/08 23:56
40F：推 ayulm:我看成被我"妈"打死的小鸡...orz 11/09 00:00
41F：→ anglerfish:ChienFong谢谢你的五元喔^_^下次的目标就真的是罗莉了. 11/09 00:00
※ iatb21:转录至看板 scu_transfer 11/09 00:07
42F：推 mooninsnow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 00:07
43F：推 lostturtle:楼上的要不要考虑养阿扁....XD 11/09 00:07
44F：→ lostturtle:囧rz...是楼楼上 11/09 00:09
45F：推 bluemidnight:可怜的小鸡 幸好不是真的XD 11/09 00:17
46F：推 showtow:我笑到无法自己了XDDDD←(有这麽好笑吗) 11/09 00:20
47F：推 simpleduck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 00:27
48F：推 newyorklions:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 00:31
49F：推 lostturtle: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 00:37
50F：推 PacificBlue:XDDDD 11/09 00:42
51F：推 soyap:弹你的小鸡鸡 弹你的小鸡鸡....... 11/09 00:42
52F：→ Bender895:这不是肯鸡鸡 这不是肯鸡鸡........ 11/09 00:47
53F：推 lostturtle: 不是肯鸡鸡 这不是肯鸡鸡........ 11/09 00:53
54F：推 g41u04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 01:48
55F：推 alliao:这篇为什麽这麽好笑啊... XDDDDDDD笑不停啦...XDDDDD 11/09 02:00
56F：推 Zephyrs:嘴巴说不打 身体倒是挺诚实的 11/09 02:09
57F：推 nizz:XDDDD 11/09 02:17
58F：推 piwawa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 02:59
59F：→ dementquiet:哈哈哈~~~施主~您请结哀~~~ 11/09 03:36
60F：推 crimsonsky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 03:48
61F：推 scpxxx:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 04:20
62F：推 zero1000:XDDDDDDDDDDD你根本就是想打牠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 04:26
63F：推 yahchwen:XD 11/09 04:33
64F：→ roger0918:推荐你买阿扁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 05:58
65F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 07:49
66F：推 ohmyjesus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 09:13
67F：推 KDTD:不是会有冥界管理人会把小鸡救回给你吗?!付10块P币就可以了 11/09 09:38
68F：→ KDTD:我的小鸡前阵子才死而复活耶 XDD 11/09 09:39
69F：推 graaoor:XD 11/09 12:53
70F：推 nicemonkeyfa:其实你是想打他吧~~ 11/09 13:05
71F：推 cyvsswc:取名叫鸡米花就知道你想吃牠一3一 11/09 16:08
72F：推 poister:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 19:08
73F：推 HukataNami:哈哈 养阿扁 好赞的idea XD 11/09 19:16
74F：推 cfy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 11/09 20:19
75F：推 ccdot:XDDDDD 笑到停不下来.. 11/09 23:16
76F：推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:33
77F：推 ilcha99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/09 23:43
78F：→ esabear:鸡米花:这是我鸡生在世最短的一次 (￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏ 11/10 00:40
79F：推 SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 阿弥陀佛....叮! 11/10 01:18
80F：推 bigbear8:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 05:53
81F：推 bane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 09:42
82F：推 pptrb:终於见到传说中的"手滑"...鸡会有怨念的= = " 11/10 10:36
83F：推 dearclare:看成被我"妈"打死的小鸡 +1 11/10 13:38
84F：推 snooze:XD 11/10 18:01
85F：推 siriusu:= = 11/11 00:23
86F：→ voguehan:为什麽我看成养鸡汤啊 囧rz 03/01 21:50
87F：推 mon78892002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 15:56