作者gawk (gawk [n]:呆子,笨人)
看板StupidClown
标题Re: [闲聊] 骚扰电话
时间Sat Dec 2 00:18:02 2006
我说的也是骚扰电话, 但这次骚扰电话是... "特力屋"打的
是的, 就是那个专门在卖DIY工具跟家具的特力屋
那是大约五年前吧, 在逛彰化的特力屋
逛到了一区防盗器专区, 陈列了各式感应器, 保险箱, 还有警报器
其中一个在促销的防盗器是红外线感应的
只要有人经过他就会-打电话
通常打电话是设定给主人家的其他电话, 或是设定拨打给警察局
可是那具展示用的防盗器就摆在走道边,
而且拨打的电话号码不知道被哪个路过的人改过了
所以只要有人走过, 就听到防盗器开始嘟嘟的拨号
然後就隐约从数据机传来一个男人的怒骂声
"@#*^%&!#@$ 哩洗像? X你娘电话是咧怕归倒? !@#$*!&..." 接着挂掉
然後又有客人走过, 防盗器又开始嘟嘟的拨号
"!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..." 挂掉
然後又有客人走过, 防盗器又开始嘟嘟的拨号
"!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..." 挂掉
然後又有客人走过, 防盗器又开始嘟嘟的拨号
"!#%!*%&#$&^, X你娘..." 挂掉
... 真的是很灵敏的防盗器啊~
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