作者eadabc (我希望世界和平)
站内StupidClown
标题[闲聊] 小姐是你逼我的!
时间Wed Jan 17 22:55:52 2007
事情是发生在几天前的晚上
我当时正再看电视
电话忽然响起
我接起电话
此时电话那头传来一位女子的声音
故事就此展开........
女子:我找白「ㄇㄟˊ」
我:啥?你打错了,我家没这个人
女子:不会吧!我找白「ㄇㄟˊ」,请他接电话。
我:我说真的!小姐,我们家没人叫白「ㄇㄟˊ」,你打错了。
女子:你不要在骗我了,我知道他在家。
当我正在思考,如何让他相信我的同时,
脑海忽然浮现出一个人的身影,我想起来了,『白「ㄇㄟˊ」』是谁。
我认真的说:唉......终究还是被你找到了,没错我就是白眉鹰王。
我等一下要跟青面蝠王出去, 你找我有什麽事,金毛狮王。
女子:....................(直接挂断)。
小姐你终於相信我家没有『白「ㄇㄟˊ」』这个人吧。
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1F:推 asayan19:我笑了 XD 01/17 22:56
2F:推 nobodyknows:我闷住了 XD 01/17 22:56
3F:推 gh5bigbite:既然是女的 应该是紫衫龙王阿!! 01/17 22:56
4F:推 ckily:我笑了XD 01/17 22:57
5F:推 ipillf:靠...我大笑 01/17 22:57
6F:推 meja:金毛狮王:屠龙刀有没有在你那里? 01/17 22:57
7F:→ eadabc:哇勒.....「再」打成「在」>< 01/17 22:57
8F:推 kunlincheng:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 22:59
9F:推 Ciline:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 22:59
10F:推 asagi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:00
11F:推 mnmnqq:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:01
12F:推 JunHao:不是青面蝠王,是青翼蝠王 01/17 23:02
13F:推 kyva:E可以修文喔 01/17 23:00
14F:推 redtootoo:白眉鹰王:没有耶 倚天剑要吗? 01/17 23:04
15F:推 ykshih:XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:08
16F:推 uniquechichi:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 01/17 23:08
17F:推 cutejacie:没有屠龙刀阿,来个乾坤大挪移吧 01/17 23:09
18F:推 RoyEdo:你好可爱喔XDDD 01/17 23:10
19F:推 meja:/ ̄皿 ̄\ :呼...呼....我也可以参一脚吗 ..呼..... 01/17 23:10
20F:推 herowa:笑翻了哈哈!!好一个白眉 01/17 23:10
21F:推 ltmqw:秘笈藏在那里!说! 01/17 23:12
22F:推 ghostru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我快笑死了 01/17 23:12
23F:推 midst:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑出来 01/17 23:13
24F:推 s9341097:白眉…不是被杀了吗?不然怎麽拍追杀比尔? 01/17 23:14
25F:推 hdin:K.O.比尔里面的白ㄇㄟˊ已经挂点了耶... 01/17 23:14
26F:→ a30706520:妖尼姑妖尼姑~~~(甩巴掌 01/17 23:15
27F:推 meja:连比尔都出来了 XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:16
28F:推 jackchen1025:[超干]打电话被叫金毛狮王 01/17 23:16
29F:推 PDAN:XD 原PO脑筋转得真快 XD 01/17 23:17
30F:推 ShadowMark:高中有学妹叫白玫 XDDDD 01/17 23:17
31F:→ meja: [长恨] 白ㄇㄟˊ不接我电话 01/17 23:17
32F:推 Lystra:在喝珍珠奶茶,这篇害我吐出来= = 01/17 23:18
33F:推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:18
34F:→ Dasboy:直觉就是想到马良 很好用的脚色阿!! 01/17 23:18
35F:→ tiger35:XDDDDDDDDD 太好笑 01/17 23:18
36F:推 oe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:23
37F:推 af2486:好有趣~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:26
38F:推 saiyuu:我笑了XDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:27
39F:推 fimir:我想到追杀比尔2..... 01/17 23:28
40F:推 baxiatwice:哈哈 ....小召:我得罪了你外公 01/17 23:30
41F:推 youzen1226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:33
42F:推 gmoz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑了 XDD 01/17 23:33
43F:→ gmoz:借转JOKE XD 01/17 23:33
※ gmoz:转录至看板 joke 01/17 23:34
44F:推 sunnymonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:33
45F:推 momononoj:青面蝠王XDDDDDDD 01/17 23:35
46F:推 poobulu:我白眉鹰王今天虎落平阳被犬欺... 01/17 23:36
47F:→ Kimnara:我们是红十字会的 专治性饥渴跟投错胎 01/17 23:37
48F:推 showmeann:哈哈哈我大笑了XDDD 01/17 23:38
49F:推 guhong:笑死我了 01/17 23:40
50F:推 pukei:应该是紫衫龙王 XD 01/17 23:41
51F:推 CRAZYFAN:我也是想到追杀比尔...... 01/17 23:45
52F:推 grayly:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:46
53F:推 yimaymay:白眉鹰王是用白虹剑吧~ 01/17 23:49
54F:推 seraphjack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:50
55F:推 GFate:白虹剑在凌霄殿右边房间的宝箱里 01/17 23:50
56F:推 t19990517:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/17 23:56
57F:推 BlackShieh:紫衫龙王+1 01/17 23:57
58F:推 Lunachen:应该是紫衫龙王~难怪对方会挂电话XD 01/17 23:59
59F:推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:07
60F:推 SEXo:原泼反应真好XDDDDDDD 01/18 00:08
61F:推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:10
62F:推 noviage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:11
63F:推 yuzhusu:白眉:一向只有木头怕拳头 01/18 00:15
64F:推 playtoy:我忘记紫衫龙王跟白眉鹰王的关系了 谁来说一下 01/18 00:16
65F:→ SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:17
66F:推 superbabyer:XDDD 01/18 00:22
67F:推 miboo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:22
68F:推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:26
69F:推 yuko750423:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:28
70F:推 DoDoisSocold:XDDDDD 叫他交出屠龙刀啊 01/18 00:29
71F:推 runinthesky:想到追杀比尔2+1 01/18 00:34
72F:推 PoorTea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:34
73F:推 adiday:我想到蜀山传 ORZ 01/18 00:35
74F:推 cherry760130:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 01/18 00:38
75F:推 shiuan409:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:48
76F:→ siriusu:和我想的一样 囧 01/18 00:54
77F:推 senzai:我室友说:"白眉不是灵异教师吗?!" 01/18 00:55
78F:推 crazysniper:後劲好强啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 00:58
79F:推 rockkung:因为她是被忘记提到的紫衫龙王,所以生气挂电话~ 01/18 01:01
80F:推 foxtae:她可能生气你把他当男生吧...我笑了 01/18 01:02
81F:推 jtmh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:04
82F:推 f575739:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:06
83F:推 c6553461:哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:12
84F:推 cashlou250:XDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:13
85F:推 ada731:哈哈哈 大笑 01/18 01:13
86F:推 KAWA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:30
87F:推 iowaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:36
88F:推 danko85709:不错赞XDD 01/18 01:36
89F:推 littleaya999:笔记:最新的反诈骗手法 01/18 01:41
90F:推 singinglin:大笑 XDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:43
91F:推 mmchoco:你不记得人家了吗Q____Q,我是紫杉龙王阿!!!!!(怒挂) 01/18 01:53
92F:推 starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 01:54
93F:推 her099147:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死啦 01/18 02:07
94F:推 jyunwei:看海的日子? 01/18 02:12
95F:推 deerK:XD 01/18 02:17
96F:推 kenny750730:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 02:26
97F:→ Nathalie2000:好好笑 哈哈 01/18 02:36
98F:推 kissingnoise:超好笑的啦 XDDDDDD 01/18 02:36
99F:推 magicsiren:XDDDDD 01/18 02:49
100F:推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDD笑到差点失禁 01/18 02:58
101F:推 chinzu:XDXDXDXDXDXDXD 01/18 03:27
102F:推 dudee:超好笑 帮你推爆! 01/18 03:28
103F:推 yenpeichun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 03:31
104F:推 ryochi2001:夜深大笑XDXDXDXD 01/18 03:51
105F:推 ZETSUAI:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 03:55
106F:推 colocolo317:又可以改版名了 01/18 04:03
107F:推 keromoon:怎麽办?我停不下来..明天还有考试阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 04:36
108F:推 s20953:白眉跟紫杉以兄妹相称? 01/18 04:44
109F:推 nosugarGtea:天啊为什麽这麽好笑XD 01/18 05:15
110F:→ kauchung:好 :..................挂断 01/18 05:38
111F:推 choswer:你太强了@@/ 01/18 06:47
112F:推 valen1002:XD 01/18 07:23
113F:推 fotwins:认真回答一下.. 她应该是要找"伯母"吧... 01/18 07:29
114F:→ fotwins:是要找伯母 是要找伯母 是要找伯母 是要找伯母 是要找伯母 01/18 07:30
115F:→ fotwins:不懂我在说什麽的请去问客家人 01/18 07:31
116F:推 harrygp:伯母+1 01/18 07:37
117F:→ kauchung:没错 "白眉"念起来蛮像客家话 "伯母"的意思 01/18 08:26
118F:推 cayou:白眉 伯母 XD 01/18 08:28
119F:→ kauchung:"白"客家话用念ㄅㄚˋ(伯) "眉"字同音 母 01/18 08:31
120F:推 toma1007:推!!本篇应为昨日最好笑的!! 01/18 08:35
121F:推 frostphoenix:XD 01/18 08:37
122F:推 franreaac:太好笑了啦~真亏原po想的出来 01/18 08:44
123F:推 MrJM:爆 01/18 08:48
124F:推 wellsmith:其实你要叫她绮黛丝...她就高兴了 01/18 09:59
125F:推 Rajia:太好笑的 帮推帮推帮推XDD 01/18 10:03
126F:推 sana606018:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑 01/18 10:30
127F:推 zxcv4321:是峨嵋山的白眉吧 他浩天镜借去好久不还我 害我不能化妆 01/18 10:50
128F:推 bliizzard:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 11:09
129F:推 bcyl1230:我笑了~~XDDDD 01/18 11:17
130F:推 isaza:笑到肚子好痛~~>"<~~ 01/18 11:20
131F:推 evevev04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 11:33
132F:推 RoJill:是黛绮丝啦XDD 01/18 12:12
133F:推 eddiefhs:..我想到梦华传说的白玫...害我心情又沈重了起来~"~ 01/18 12:31
134F:推 stoellenorz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 12:39
135F:推 h110381:妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑妖尼姑꜠ 01/18 12:55
136F:推 bridget540:怎麽让我想到看海的日子XD 01/18 13:45
137F:→ fym111:还是十级野球拳比较强 01/18 14:16
138F:推 bigjam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 16:39
139F:推 maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 17:06
140F:→ place123:XDDD 01/18 17:30
141F:推 Cadi:噗~~~~~ 01/18 17:46
142F:推 lolly3213:XDDDDDDDDD 01/18 17:48
143F:推 k79514:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 18:00
144F:推 sinners:黛绮丝吧XDDDD 01/18 18:00
145F:推 knight65718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑 01/18 18:08
146F:推 AKUne:算你狠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 19:10
147F:→ beyonce091:借转喔,谢谢 01/18 20:26
148F:推 lemondrink:推10级野球拳 XD 01/18 20:30
149F:推 exorcise:呃...以前公司有人叫白梅.... 01/18 21:11
150F:推 YOKIDOKI:客家话拉qq 01/18 21:14
151F:推 FeyFeyMew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/18 21:37
152F:推 princessmake:XD 01/18 22:37
153F:推 nojoewu:我想到马良 01/19 01:23
154F:推 WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 01:30
155F:→ WineCheese:追杀比尔+1 XD 01/19 01:31
156F:→ HOTONY:对付这种番仔就是要这样 01/19 01:46
157F:推 spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 02:42
158F:推 amozartea:马良吗XDD 01/19 04:49
159F:推 richday:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 07:59
160F:推 fat9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 12:52
161F:推 a5260793:妖尼姑 妖尼姑 妖尼姑 01/19 19:51
162F:→ QoQ11:XDXDXD 笑到肚子好痛喔!!天阿!!~ 01/19 21:54
163F:推 ujmyhnqaz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/19 22:35
164F:推 violing613:o_O 青面蝠王 难怪有种说不出的怪 01/20 00:32
165F:推 luxuriant:XDDDDDD 01/20 01:22
166F:推 eternaldark:追杀比尔+1 01/20 04:07
167F:推 tsscoec:超白痴的XD 01/20 14:46
168F:推 whotear:笑到不行 XDDDDD 01/20 20:12
169F:推 super0720:反应好快喔 真好笑 01/21 07:25
170F:推 Apricotsu:再看一次 还是很好笑XD 01/21 22:07
171F:推 ABeChen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/21 22:42
172F:推 hughstay:GOOD 01/23 23:26
173F:→ domotoyukali:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 14:37
174F:推 zhou:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 02:04
175F:推 ohlajun:笑到肚子痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 03:05
176F:→ PINK97:笑死我了 01/30 00:32
177F:推 a5121a2001:我同学有人叫白梅、莓一个姊姊一个妹妹双胞胎 02/03 01:03
178F:→ a5121a2001:结果他们家人搞不清楚= =都同音後来改名一个叫白梅 02/03 01:05
179F:→ a5121a2001:另一个叫白莓莓= =後来又改名叫白莓媚= =又改了 02/03 01:07
180F:→ a5121a2001:後来两个一起改名一个叫白柔梅另一个叫白灵莓! 02/03 01:09
181F:→ tonyhsie:金毛狮王是败笔.... 04/01 13:37
182F:推 catmoon66:张无忌大侠正赶来会合XD 07/18 17:56