作者jamie61 (一切都是幻觉)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 一块钱
时间Sun Apr 8 10:23:29 2007
我家小弟因为是年纪最小的小孩,
所以爸妈特别疼爱他!
话说多年前,小弟要上小学一年级时,
爸妈为了怕他临时有事情,
所以每天都替他准备几个零钱,
嘱咐他,可以用零钱打学校公用电话回家.
於是,我家小弟有事没事,
就捧着零钱,打学校公用电话回家跟爸妈说话.
有一天,爸爸休假在家里看报纸,
妈妈在看电视,我家小弟又打电话回来了......
妈:维?
弟:妈喔?是我啦!!
妈:小弟喔,什麽事啊?
弟:爸在吗?
妈:在阿!案怎?
弟:你可不可以叫爸帮我把桌上那一块钱送来学校给我?
弟:我今天忘了带零钱啦!
妈:你没带零钱,怎麽打电话?
弟:阿就跟同学借一块钱啊!
妈(怒):你跟同学借一块钱打电话回来,叫爸帮你送一块钱去学校喔??
弟(心虚):对阿!!
妈(更怒):啊你不会不要打就好了!!
弟(更心虚):喔~~
挂上电话,在旁边听得一清二楚的的爸爸笑翻了!!
妈:真是笨蛋一个!!
爸:对阿~哈哈哈哈~~
过了三秒~~~~
爸: 那我要不要帮他送一块钱过去啊??
那我要不要帮他送一块钱过去啊??
那我要不要帮他送一块钱过去啊??
那我要不要帮他送一块钱过去啊??
那我要不要帮他送一块钱过去啊??
妈:.................................
结论:这两人果然是父子啊!!!
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58F：推 naname:XDDDDDD 好可爱喔~ 04/08 16:23
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