作者xikuang (SeeK)
看板StupidClown
标题[无言] 大叫只是因为被吓到
时间Mon Apr 7 23:08:13 2008
我虽然是男的，不过很容易就被吓到，所以常常被人说无胆。
可能是小时候喜欢玩吓人的游戏吧，所以长大就轮回报应到我身上来…
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因为那天的客人很少，我就在加油站的岛室里，默默的数着今天
到底有多少钱进帐。
然後有一个同事他正好没零钱，所以想要来找我换钱。
正当他开口说「你有没有零钱可以换」的你字时，我整个就被吓了一跳！
因为我很专心的在数到底有多少钱，外加我很容易被吓到的神经质。
结果…我就突然大吼了起来…|||
不是像一般人被吓到的时候,只会发出「贺」的短声音…
那种叫是很声嘶力竭的叫，而且还拉长音…
整个加油站里的人，不管是同事还是客人都傻住往我这边看，组长还
跑过来问我到底是发生了什麽事，他还以为是被抢还是加油站要爆炸了= =
後来大家知道後就一直笑一直笑，离我最近的一台机车，上面坐着一对母女，
上面的小女孩还笑笑的跟他妈妈说︰
「马麻，我刚刚还以为那个哥哥要变身了！」
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呼～差点就被别人发现我的真实身份了！
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