作者DJmercy (敌杰。摩西)
站内StupidClown
标题[恍神] 买饮料
时间Tue May 13 22:59:25 2008
前几天去买饮料
买的人很多，要等很久
还好店家很贴心的放了电视让等待的人看
一边等待一边看着电视
新闻报导有一家人几乎每一个都身受癌症的折磨
有一个才六七岁的小弟弟就得了睾丸癌
我心想：「年纪这麽小就得这种病，还真是有够衰。」
店员：「不好意思久等了，请问你要什麽？」
我：「．．．．」(看着电视发呆)
店员：「先生，请问你要什麽？」
我：「阿！轮到我了喔，我要一杯睾丸癌。」
店员：「．．．．．．」
我：「．．．．．．」
讲完了
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◆ From: 163.23.231.88
1F：→ daniel770624:我笑了 05/13 23:02
2F：推 orz145:我笑了XDDDD 05/13 23:22
3F：推 typekid:愿你安息 05/13 23:29
4F：推 iamghost:XD 笑到肚子痛!!!! 05/13 23:31
5F：推 sthermit:我第一次见到这种要求!!! XDDDD 05/13 23:34
6F：推 ZeroRSX:有好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/13 23:42
7F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDD 05/14 00:01
8F：→ a0910348240:哈哈哈~三声 05/14 00:02
9F：推 renata0317:噗[我的萤幕溅水了] 05/14 00:25
10F：推 darkish:我笑了XD 05/14 00:39
11F：→ yanagichiaki:这个不推对不起自己~太好笑了XDDDDDDD 05/14 00:52
12F：推 jo0621:跟你一样有 笑点 05/14 00:54
13F：推 yanagichiaki:补个推! 05/14 00:54
14F：→ wasabi200410:有笑有推XDDDDDDD 05/14 00:56
15F：→ is7004:我大笑了ＸＤ 05/14 00:58
16F：→ DJmercy:真感动...有人笑了(窝心) 05/14 00:59
17F：推 guess2098:我笑了.... 05/14 01:00
18F：推 honigmelone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:02
19F：→ BlueHsiang:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:05
20F：推 Q123223:有笑有推XDDDDDDD 05/14 01:08
21F：推 BenjaminJ:我噗疵了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:11
22F：推 adoref7517:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:25
23F：推 richylin:我的不开心完全消失了!!!!xddddddddddd 05/14 01:31
24F：推 lfa:像他这种要求我这辈子没听过~!(￣ー￣；) 05/14 01:32
25F：推 alanMM:店员:您的睾丸癌调好了 请用(递) <---等一人咖啡 05/14 01:35
26F：推 cp3z06x87:後劲好强~~笑翻了 05/14 01:38
27F：推 graceabcdefg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 01:46
28F：推 sylvana:笑到喷泪了....= = 05/14 01:54
29F：推 setomoku:笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 02:00
30F：推 KFMOMENT:哈哈哈 05/14 02:48
31F：推 timmyfish:噗疵 XDDDDDDDDD 05/14 02:56
32F：推 ring8648:第一次看批踢踢笑成这样 05/14 02:59
33F：推 greenheaven:板标候选标语之一xddd 05/14 03:00
34F：推 gzzzneww:店员:嘿~ 老板! 有人点那个 /老板:喔......(脱) 05/14 03:22
35F：推 nameless0906:只有阿不思作得出来~~ GJ! 05/14 06:19
36F：推 shihche623:这个只有多多的老板做的出来 05/14 06:59
37F：推 goldshower:我笑了XDXD 05/14 08:31
38F：推 piliuiop:我笑死了XDDDD 05/14 09:37
39F：推 ZoZs:我的嘴角... 05/14 09:55
40F：→ anemowaves:像这种要求我这辈子没见过XD 05/14 10:00
41F：推 amber9414:哈哈哈哈 05/14 10:18
42F：推 Kidking:我笑了 05/14 10:32
43F：推 ffhl:我 狂笑 XD............... 05/14 10:39
44F：→ kyuzi:我笑了XD 05/14 10:50
45F：推 machimoon:有笑有推XDD 05/14 10:55
46F：推 ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 11:05
47F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 11:21
48F：推 donya:不推对不起自己 科科 05/14 11:44
49F：推 qtdolly:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 12:19
50F：推 zoo2000:我笑了 哈哈哈 05/14 12:44
51F：推 joy71:中杯睾丸癌去冰半糖好罗!XDDDDDDDD 05/14 12:45
52F：推 lenpermanent:哈哈哈XD 这种要求我这辈子没见过 05/14 13:22
53F：推 tp6mp4m3:後劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 13:24
54F：推 idna41:睾丸癌?好喝吗? 05/14 13:52
55F：推 yitus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 14:18
56F：推 aquawish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 14:26
57F：推 mse861010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 14:26
58F：推 bah:店员:...这是新梗吗? 05/14 14:31
59F：推 xuruxu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 14:53
60F：推 apew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 15:12
61F：推 puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 15:13
62F：推 JasonSin:XD 05/14 15:16
63F：推 chyhhwai:哈哈哈哈哈哈 对不起我笑太大声了XD 05/14 15:22
64F：推 icemooncat:XDDDDDDD 暗笑的很痛苦 05/14 15:31
65F：推 kaylotede:有笑有推 05/14 16:07
66F：推 cathyforever:有笑有推XDDD 05/14 16:30
67F：推 kibwang:狂笑狂推~~ 05/14 16:33
68F：→ Yie:XD 05/14 16:35
69F：推 NaibseL:不推对不起自己的嘴角阿 05/14 16:36
70F：推 gon1232123:超好笑~ 有版标实力呀!! XD~ 05/14 16:37
71F：推 kartd0075887:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 16:43
72F：推 dragon7652:大笑了 XDDDD 05/14 16:50
73F：推 xoxoxox:这好笑 XDDDD 05/14 16:51
74F：推 ypla:XDDDDDDDd 05/14 17:20
75F：推 nino8183:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:29
76F：推 linellen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:33
77F：推 cokewolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:33
78F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:35
79F：推 tyan0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 17:38
80F：推 r50693: 冲版标!!! 05/14 17:52
81F：→ solluw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 18:04
82F：推 tamers:这种要求一辈子没听过XDDDD 05/14 18:14
83F：推 wish138:有笑有推 05/14 18:15
84F：推 magaiml:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD… 05/14 18:18
85F：推 mackulkov:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 蛋蛋的忧伤喔 05/14 18:19
86F：推 catkeita:真的好好笑喔!XDDDD 05/14 18:36
87F：推 snowlovely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 19:09
88F：推 sodeass:XDDDD 05/14 19:10
89F：推 nfaxve:气集丹田的笑了 05/14 19:16
90F：推 jenny0115:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 19:27
91F：推 qui90916:笑死我了XD 05/14 19:29
92F：推 mimchu:XDDDDDDDD 05/14 19:33
93F：推 AyaPE:XD 05/14 20:03
94F：推 smallhugh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:10
95F：推 f7313:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:15
96F：推 msice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:15
97F：推 naphia503:推蛋蛋的忧伤~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:16
98F：推 sky0218:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:21
99F：推 rainlon:有笑有推XD 05/14 20:26
100F：推 mabinogi:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 20:26
101F：推 sk0k0:[超干]店员:今天被人发现我有睾丸癌 05/14 20:28
102F：推 thesecond:哈 看笨版以来第一次笑开怀 05/14 20:57
103F：推 womanlife:有笑到~~ 05/14 20:57
104F：推 rumormonger:我笑死了啦>< 05/14 21:08
105F：推 aws60932:笑到肚子好痛XD 05/14 21:10
106F：推 hulagirl:ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 05/14 21:25
107F：推 daiyu18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 21:33
108F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 21:51
※ 编辑: DJmercy 来自: 163.23.231.88 (05/14 21:55)
109F：推 princessmake:XD 05/14 22:14
110F：推 ncubios:阿阿~~给我一杯睾丸癌~~ 05/14 22:17
111F：推 imashun:推某楼"只有多多的老板调得出来"XD 05/14 22:25
112F：推 miaaz:XD 05/14 22:35
113F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 22:41
114F：→ pcgary:妈 我在这里 05/14 22:50
115F：推 ooyy:有笑有推 05/14 22:59
116F：推 wan109210:憋笑中= = 05/14 23:13
117F：推 godofxbox:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 23:22
118F：推 mirrorenvoy:像这种要求我这辈子没见过... 05/14 23:24
119F：推 rupertbear:多多老板可能会给你皮蛋牛奶吧 05/14 23:34
120F：推 karalily:推给他爆...XDDDDDDDD 05/14 23:45
121F：推 leh815:XDXDXDXD 05/14 23:51
122F：推 stupidcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 23:57
123F：推 Musyne:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/14 23:59
124F：推 apple32988:不推爆不行阿!!!!!! 05/15 00:06
125F：推 jsk2539:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 00:09
126F：推 funnyjoe:^.< 05/15 00:10
127F：推 H010299:安息吧 05/15 00:11
128F：→ DJmercy:挖靠!被m了XDDD人家的第一次就...(羞) 05/15 00:11
129F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 00:24
130F：推 waterflow:噗嗤… 我真的笑出来了xdd 呵 05/15 00:31
131F：推 englwings:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 01:04
132F：推 chenweisam:有笑有推XD 05/15 01:19
133F：推 edison770609:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 01:23
134F：推 punkdevil:有笑有推 05/15 01:27
135F：→ lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 01:35
136F：→ imdecadent:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDD 店员:不好意思这我们没有喔! 05/15 01:39
137F：推 cynthia1118:有好笑到~ 05/15 01:55
138F：推 innien:第一次补推一个^^" 05/15 01:56
139F：推 aiyoweiya:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDD我要一杯子宫颈癌 05/15 02:07
140F：推 ahuatin:这里追加一杯大肠癌(挥手) 05/15 02:51
141F：→ musicmiao:这种要求从来没见过呀XDDDD 05/15 07:53
142F：推 orfeo20306:睾丸癌: 是他要我来我才来的 05/15 09:07
143F：→ lucas01:? 05/15 10:01
144F：推 hihiminoru:买饮料真的要专心呢，比我的阿弥陀佛还好笑，哈哈哈 05/15 10:45
145F：推 maiwheat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 11:27
146F：推 durian0816:北滥耶 狂笑 05/15 12:41
147F：→ jok1er:上空中，忍的好难过 XDDD 05/15 15:25
148F：推 JohnnyWalker:囧 05/15 19:17
149F：推 aalfredwang:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 20:55
150F：→ shinta620:有笑有推XD 05/15 21:07
151F：推 re:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/15 21:19
152F：推 lovenanwei:狂笑耶XDD 05/15 23:09
153F：推 aogoco:被戳到笑点了....(Orz颤抖中) 05/15 23:19
154F：→ minbyminby:XDDDDDDDD 05/16 00:06
155F：推 wsos908:一整个情不自禁 狂笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/16 13:06
156F：推 misgoar:哈哈我笑了~要不要来个影音档~ 05/16 13:28
157F：推 urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/16 15:00
158F：推 liaox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/16 15:43
159F：→ giuy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 店员：冏 05/16 17:26
160F：推 weibeso:XDDDDD 05/16 19:29
161F：推 JackLoupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/16 23:46
162F：→ hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 00:13
163F：→ swoodstock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 00:44
164F：推 anny0928love:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 一瞬间就爆笑!!哈哈哈哈 05/17 00:56
165F：推 Remilia:哈哈哈，忍不住爆笑出来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 01:53
166F：推 condition0:干 後劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 02:18
167F：推 silver1008:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 10:59
168F：推 jandb:狂笑 05/17 12:46
169F：推 elvisjoe:ㄎㄎ 05/17 13:24
170F：→ fromwilda:XD 05/17 14:41
171F：推 k20492:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 15:22
172F：推 vclaote:哈哈 有笨到XD 05/17 16:25
173F：推 bananers:爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/17 18:53
174F：推 yuki7733:店员:好的，请问糖量冰量正常吗 ((误 05/18 14:26
175F：→ cityangeles:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 11:28
176F：推 visuna:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 20:48
177F：推 feed1234:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到不行 05/19 21:03
178F：推 akarirock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/19 22:19
179F：→ gs1458:半糖少冰直接喝不用袋子 05/20 04:41
180F：推 a5170682:有笑有推XDDDDDDDD 05/29 02:03
181F：→ fukobe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/30 22:03
182F：推 oneaim:有笑有推XDD 06/07 12:18
183F：推 blackfreedom:有效有堆 XDD 06/27 21:48
184F：推 kathyyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 23:19
185F：推 mnicnc404: 2010/ 03/13 22:11