作者flowergarden (小萝)
看板TuTsau
标题Re: [创作] 各大薏仁可以出的书 我都想好名字了
时间Wed Sep 12 00:17:13 2007
※ 引述《JAOK (汪洋中的一条船)》之铭言：
: 我只是突发奇想 他们如果出书 可以用这些当书名
: 菜肠
: 持续努力的日子-不承认真相一定会成功
: 臣又
: 敎你如何顶着x头不害羞
: 嘿人
: 装熟让你走骗天下
: 饭饭
: 一分钟学会唱歌乱飘的技巧
: 彦兹 萧大叔
: 过气艺人炒新闻一百招
: 杨哭哭
: 我也做得到! 山顶洞人炒新闻实录
: 我想不到了~ 谁帮我继续编下去~~!
蛤蛎泼特-咿淋公主系列
BOOK 1--<神秘的魔法胸罩>
"就读魔法学校一年级的咿淋,不知怎的,居然一个暑假过後罩杯多了七个CUP!不论好友
庙哩如何的逼问,咿淋却坚称自己是因为偶然在祸隔滑滋手术房捡到的魔法胸罩胸部才
多了七个罩杯......."
BOOK 2--<消失的真奶>
"经过了魔法胸罩事件後,勤学的庙哩,开始在图书馆疯狂地查找资料,因为她发现,只要是
读过<祸隔滑滋-一段历史>的人都知道,祸隔滑滋打从创校以来就根本没有手术房这种东
西!於是...她开始计画一步一步地把咿淋的假面具给拆下......"
BOOK 3--<传统市场的逃犯>
"果然皇天不负苦心人,升上三年级的庙哩,因为成绩表现优异,得到迈教授的许可,终於
能进去图书馆的禁书区查找她所需要的资料,而在偶然的一个机缘下,她翻到了一本
关於深居於黑森林某处的肠妖为争取整型自由而集体造反的<肠妖的独立事件>,意外的
发现原来咿淋是当初从传统市场(专门监禁肠妖之处)逃出的肠妖遗族......"
BOOK 4--<油锅的考验>
"升上四年级的咿淋依旧靠着她那挤满法令纹的微笑在祸隔滑滋卖弄风骚,但是她却不知
,魔法界的盛事--三巫斗法大赛,火盃认定她是第四位参赛者的背後,居然是庙哩处心积虑
的阴谋,因为庙哩早已知道,三巫斗法大赛的最後一关,参赛者必须赤脚走过滚烫的油锅.而
生肖属虾的咿淋究竟能不能通过这致命的考验呢.......?"
BOOK 5--<金奖评审的密令>
"自从三巫斗法大赛最後一关因台电工程疏失导致油锅缺乏电力无法加温而使咿淋意外获
胜之後,咿淋在魔法界的声望直线攀升,就连屡次落马的金蛆奖居然也意外的在入围名单
内出现咿淋的名字.而就在颁奖典礼前夕,因入围而笑到嘴歪的咿淋接到了一封来自金蛆
奖评审团的密令......"
BOOK 6--<封面摄影师的背叛>
"不甘咿淋仗着自己的名气到处摆姿态的庙哩,这一次,她打算彻底地打击咿淋对外的形象,
於是,她对咿淋的专辑封面摄影师下了不赦咒,完完全全地操纵该名摄影师的一举一动.这
一次,庙哩终於尝到胜利的滋味了,因为咿淋新专辑封面里的脸,拍出来的效果简直比直接
拿脸去撞墙还要平面......"
BOOK 7--<G奶的填充物>
"咿淋终於来到了在祸隔滑滋的最後一年!而她也发现原来一直与她作对的不是屎内哺,而
是她一直把她当成好友的庙哩!而与咿淋摊牌後的庙哩,这次更有惊人之举,为了这一刻,
他苦学7年终於熟练魔法世界里对付肠妖一族最恐怖的恶咒,<揉揉~现>--X光咒!!到底,
困惑着庙哩七年,咿淋G奶里的东西,究竟为何?而咿淋是否能顺利从祸隔滑滋毕业......?"
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