作者ggg2000 (不宅的阿宅)
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标题[转录][无言] 大叔！对不起！！
时间Tue Apr 22 23:58:31 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: fishwork (朝目标前进!!!!) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 大叔！对不起！！
时间: Tue Apr 22 02:34:11 2008
今天下午刚睡醒，骑着我老妹的小Going去买一杯冰凉的乌龙绿，
回程的路上经过一个十字路口，刚好红灯，
且在马路对面正好有两位警察先生正在抓交通违规者，
大家也都很识相的停车等绿灯。
不过，因为我老妹这台小Going时在车龄过久，加上不曾细心保养，
导致它实在很容易熄火。
於是，每次在等红绿灯时都得不时的给它小力的"吹油"，否则真的随时都会熄火，
结果今天力到突然大了一点，还好我及时按刹车加一双腿用力阻止，才没往前爆冲。
可是............
在我前面的一位大叔，听到"吹油"的声音，以为绿灯了，
好死不死这时候横向车道也没半台车，
他就这样潇洒的骑了过去..
他就这样潇洒的骑了过去..
他就这样潇洒的骑了过去..
然後就被警察招呼过去了。
我永远无法忘记他被招手过去後，回头往我们这边车阵看过来那双悲愤的神情。
PS:事後，我仍然直截了当的从他身边骑过去，但我当时真的没有勇气承认是我害的，
但今晚我失眠了，我一直无法忘怀这件事情。
请容许我借笨板向大叔说声：大叔！对不起！！！
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1F：推 k591:XDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:34
2F：→ angel6502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:35
3F：推 slapcool:这大叔太囧了 04/22 02:35
4F：推 cluku:这事楼下五楼也干过~~ 04/22 02:35
5F：推 IM:XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:36
6F：推 johnion:我真的干过！ 04/22 02:36
7F：推 haveahope:恩，我被骗过=_=+ 04/22 02:40
8F：推 DVDVCD:你还真有良心 睡不着XD 04/22 02:40
9F：推 lien:[超干]被暗黑了!! 我招谁惹谁了啊! 04/22 02:42
10F：推 azzboy:看到悲愤的神情 我爆笑了 XDDDD 04/22 02:46
11F：推 thbetray:XDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:47
12F：推 amingotm:XD 04/22 02:49
13F：推 deathnai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:51
14F：推 cypress0:被骗过+1= =|| 04/22 02:52
15F：推 liberating:XD 04/22 02:54
16F：推 king32111:大叔 : 一千八呀 你给我啊~~~~~呜呜 04/22 02:54
17F：推 sugizo0:大叔：靠腰～阿恩洗青丁阿？？？ 04/22 02:56
18F：→ starrusher:我也常被骗XDDDD 04/22 03:02
19F：推 andy76222:狂笑ING XDD 04/22 03:02
20F：推 lemonloveqoo:我笑醒了= =" 04/22 03:14
※ 编辑: fishwork 来自: 122.126.162.206 (04/22 03:16)
21F：→ wzr1988:你要记住,只有一个头,那就是警察 04/22 03:18
22F：推 akanokuruma:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 03:21
23F：推 weipuyan:!!!!好惨!!!! 04/22 03:51
24F：推 q750830:[超干]骑个机车也会被婊到..... 04/22 03:58
25F：→ chuofmilk:没错...我也干过这种事.. 04/22 04:08
26F：推 ak472222:有笑有推 04/22 04:10
27F：推 unibo:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 04:39
28F：推 piggyhead:你很坏XDDD 不过我试过一次 催油後有人骑走了 = =" 04/22 04:41
29F：推 luciano:XDDDD 骑档车应该更好骗人吧，空催油门就有人飘出去了~~ 04/22 05:05
30F：推 ru04ul4:XDDDDD 04/22 05:21
32F：推 MIKE47:不要点楼上的联结 那是骗人的 04/22 06:36
33F：推 mingzhi:我曾经误导过别人˙˙˙也被别人误导过= =" 04/22 06:53
34F：推 hellosoap: 我笑醒了= =" 04/22 07:56
35F：推 pinkpearl:这事台湾十字路口每天上演~~~~ 04/22 08:26
36F：推 RedLineBoy:超搞笑= = 04/22 08:31
38F：推 Xingggg:楼上是个错误连结 = =? 04/22 08:54
39F：推 katoributa:楼楼上那个应该是要冲点击数的 04/22 08:56
40F：推 jellydepp:大叔真的会很悲愤啦~ 04/22 09:01
41F：推 kikmokimo:好好笑XDDDDDD 04/22 09:13
42F：推 tkdmaf:是「催油」吧......「吹油」......？ 04/22 09:20
43F：推 lm124194:好衰 我也常常被骗 04/22 09:21
※ zhewei:转录至看板 biker 04/22 09:26
44F：推 zhewei:借转:) 04/22 09:29
45F：推 vincent325:常这样骗人 囧 04/22 09:31
46F：→ dkes535:大叔该不会是靠听音辨位骑车的吧XD 04/22 09:32
47F：推 iceblue120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 09:38
48F：推 a2000f16:XDDDDD 04/22 09:42
49F：推 dxzil:这位大叔未免太敏感了吧XD 04/22 09:43
50F：推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 09:57
51F：推 starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大叔真的很囧 04/22 09:59
52F：→ anemowaves:大叔:刚刚是哪个人婊我 04/22 10:00
53F：推 Andymrck:[超干]等红绿灯被後面的婊(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ 04/22 10:05
54F：推 smallroll:我也好几次差点被阿婆骗过= =... 04/22 10:07
55F：推 ciouchan:话说之前去上课时，正在停红灯，发现停我前面的2台摩托车 04/22 10:10
56F：→ ciouchan:往前了，於是我也跟着往前，却没发现还是红灯…刚好下一 04/22 10:11
57F：→ ciouchan:个路口就是警察局，2个警察站在那，把这三台摩托车给招了 04/22 10:12
58F：→ ciouchan:过去，生平第一次进警察局竟然是因为闯红灯（囧"） 04/22 10:12
59F：推 emma5:怎麽好像很多人都会被机车催油声给误导,我是其中之一 04/22 10:17
60F：推 Cindy0119:XDDDDDDDDD 04/22 10:24
61F：推 sne:有笑到 太真了 04/22 10:31
62F：推 kentsam2077:XDD 04/22 10:37
63F：推 cityeffect:只怪那位大叔，太傻太天真 04/22 10:37
64F：推 jimohya:是阿银吗？ 04/22 10:44
65F：推 ostab:被裱了~ 有时我也会被骗... 04/22 10:47
66F：推 blackghostc:我笑了 XD 04/22 10:54
67F：推 ManaCat:有笑有推 04/22 10:58
68F：推 ut429rh:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 10:58
69F：推 shin696:靠...在计中憋笑真难过... 04/22 11:01
70F：推 jot5436:好傻好天真 04/22 11:02
71F：推 leujhy:好好笑 04/22 11:14
72F：推 gam:有笑有推 04/22 11:20
73F：推 poleman:超好笑 笑到肚子痛 XDDDD 04/22 11:27
74F：推 owenkuo:XDD 04/22 11:30
75F：推 herro0816:XDDDDDD 04/22 11:33
76F：推 boltsky:XD 04/22 11:36
77F：推 kgi:XDDDDDDDD 04/22 12:00
78F：推 jack760714:我笑了 XD 04/22 12:05
79F：推 wss50427:好黄好暴力 04/22 12:06
80F：推 gfabs:太好笑了XDY 04/22 12:07
81F：推 luxju:井茶杯杯：[大心]又有业绩可做了 04/22 12:17
82F：推 casity:大叔(OS):干~屋告机掰~被阴了!! 04/22 12:18
83F：推 mjmichaelq:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 12:24
84F：→ mackulkov:XDDDDDDD 04/22 12:35
85F：→ vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 12:37
86F：推 kighe:哈哈~我也常被催油的骑士骗到...= = 04/22 12:42
87F：推 irotasi:XD 04/22 12:45
88F：→ a6842684:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:05
89F：推 tsubasasuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:05
90F：→ hotahaha:XD 04/22 13:06
91F：推 tkjoice:太悲壮了~~~~ 哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:07
92F：推 kibest:有笑有推 哈哈哈 04/22 13:07
93F：推 brownie28:好傻好天真 04/22 13:08
94F：推 christianSK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:20
95F：推 vincelizen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:31
96F：推 milufarm:好傻好天真XDD 04/22 13:51
97F：推 monkeywife:大部分的人等红绿灯时都在发呆 所以一听到催油声就冲啦 04/22 13:57
98F：推 puddingnoeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 14:00
99F：推 shadowmoon:好傻好天真XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 14:03
100F：推 skaterboy13:哈哈~好傻好天真XD 04/22 14:08
101F：推 sunvictor7:XD 超好笑 04/22 14:10
102F：推 cbao:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 14:24
103F：推 xk1a4u:我有常被这招黑暗传说兵法骗到XD 04/22 14:30
104F：→ Ben90201:原来就是你...可恶(误) 04/22 14:34
105F：推 anitayeh:XDD 04/22 14:34
106F：推 imuihu:害人哪~~~~人是你杀的 04/22 14:36
107F：推 plkmbv:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 14:46
108F：推 areyoufired:大叔：[超干] 这年头的年轻人真是越来越不像话了!! 04/22 14:49
109F：推 howdoido:悲愤的神情有笑点~哈哈哈Y 04/22 15:06
110F：推 senmanar55:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 15:21
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115F：→ Yie:XD 04/22 16:10
116F：推 billywind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 16:11
117F：推 meihsi:XDDDDDDDDD 笑倒了 04/22 16:13
118F：推 unman:大叔：干~我被阴了 04/22 16:21
119F：推 love27301:XDDDDDDDDDDDD超囧的 04/22 16:22
120F：推 pipashot:爆...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 16:23
121F：推 pqroo:真~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~爆 04/22 16:23
122F：推 doubleL:补一脚...爆了!! 04/22 16:24
123F：推 yiren513:我一直笑 哈哈 好好笑 04/22 16:24
124F：推 smartfen:XDDDDDDD 04/22 16:28
125F：推 stevenkim:大叔：阿～～～～～～～斯～～～～～勾意内 04/22 16:30
126F：推 umidake:我也常常骗到人耶...哈哈哈哈哈 04/22 16:40
127F：推 twooone:愤恨的眼神XDDD 04/22 16:56
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129F：推 KAKUDO:真得好可怜的北北.... XDDDD 04/22 16:59
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131F：推 nino8183:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 17:13
132F：推 paoan:有笑有推XDD 04/22 17:17
133F：推 ning0201:原PO上前听封：众乡民封你为高手高手高高手!! XD 04/22 17:25
134F：推 ozmbilly:回头往我们这边车阵看过来那双悲愤的神情 笑死我了>< 04/22 17:33
135F：推 banlin:我快笑死了XD 04/22 17:41
136F：推 balloonwanna:XD 04/22 17:46
137F：推 vclaote:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD 04/22 17:48
138F：推 luckygeo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 18:01
139F：推 chandlerbean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 18:01
140F：→ kniht:这个好好笑~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 18:06
141F：推 starblind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 18:14
142F：推 wrfh:o个好好笑 哈哈哈哈 04/22 18:17
143F：推 chy720:他还敢回头喔!? XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 18:32
144F：推 AIOTSUKA:大叔这次就牺牲你啦 04/22 18:46
145F：推 flyyai:齁!!抓到凶手了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 18:50
146F：推 saturnzl:超好笑!! 话说高雄好像很容易这样 一台吹油 其他就跑了 04/22 19:11
147F：推 coolerxxxooo:被骗过+1 难道凶手就是你?!!?!! 04/22 19:28
148F：推 KyoDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 19:33
149F：→ magicjoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 19:35
150F：推 mimchu:XDDDDDDDD 04/22 20:13
151F：推 littleishin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 20:13
152F：推 zzzwei:你是好市民! 04/22 20:20
153F：推 theskyofblue:XD 04/22 20:22
154F：推 LaurieC:我也被骗过... 04/22 20:32
155F：推 XD119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 20:34
156F：推 lolikung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 20:35
157F：推 cdhjs:有笑有推~哈哈!! 04/22 20:41
158F：推 Lunachen:被骗过+1 04/22 20:45
159F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 21:10
160F：推 kooloos:警察杯杯: [超爽] 又是个好女孩...真懂事(笑)~~ 04/22 21:13
161F：→ Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 21:18
162F：推 swimmerpony:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 21:27
163F：推 aiyoweiya:我以後也要用这招骗人XDDDD 04/22 21:29
164F：推 nuvita:这篇真有後劲XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 21:33
165F：→ s210621:社会真黑暗.............. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 21:46
166F：推 fallleaf:笑到无法吃药了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 21:49
167F：推 godblessu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 21:52
168F：推 wilberYei:楼楼上小心一点~但这篇真的..........XD 04/22 21:54
169F：→ fengyanmoshi:传说中的暗黑兵法,果然杀伤力无穷 04/22 22:25
170F：推 windsya:你老妹那台的化油器要清一下才不用常摧油 04/22 22:24
171F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 22:32
172F：推 char1012:哈哈哈哈哈哈~这真的有够好笑! 04/22 22:35
173F：推 fredlee:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 22:38
174F：推 vkq:哈哈…大叔不专心 04/22 22:43
175F：推 ysongru:哈哈!! 对於有骑车的人真的是非常好笑阿!! 04/22 22:51
176F：推 kurarun:我每次都会被骗 04/22 23:03
177F：推 spooky221:大叔心里应该超干吧。XD 04/22 23:18
178F：推 qazwsx7825:这篇超好笑 04/22 23:25
179F：推 dog0603:本日最好笑....XDDDDDDDD 04/22 23:27
180F：推 englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 23:48
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181F：→ tonmeister:#_#....大叔...？！.......叫我喔？！ 04/22 23:59
182F：→ ggg2000:楼上路过也中枪XD 04/23 00:18
183F：推 zseal:老师睡觉中枪!!! 04/23 08:19
184F：推 j77792:太好笑了....大叔真是太无辜了~~悲愤的眼神~~ 04/24 00:01
185F：推 cc770217:最经典的事大叔转过头 XDDD 悲愤的眼神 -_-凸 04/24 00:40
186F：推 pi1202:太好笑啦!!整个笑到掉眼泪! 04/24 23:22
187F：→ silverylibra:阿哈哈 04/25 04:35
188F：推 dvwalker:人生中充满很多陷阱，切勿一时贪图方便的盲从... 04/27 23:16