作者ema ( )
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标题Re: [新闻] 孙燕姿刮伤车 技术烂还给建议
时间Tue Jun 23 10:37:08 2009
Monday, 8 June 2009
To err again is plain stupid
I scratched my car at the EXACT same spot again.
I am truly a true blue stewpid fool.
It's this bloody column erected in the middle of a slope in a carpark.
It's funny how people make the same mistakes over and over,
EVEN if you were careful.
Trust me I was breaking into a cold sweat when I saw in the rear window
that the body was a millimeter from the column.
I simply did not know how to get out of this quagmire.
I inched forward, engaged the reverse gear in a last ditch despair,
and heard the heart wrenching scrape.
No toilet paper is worth those multiple scratches.
argh.
Having said that,
I recently got into a tiff with someone who was once very close to me.
She decided to repeatedly remind me how I should have done this and
that to have avoided the conflict.
Stewpidly, I did the same to her by replying to her torrents of accusations.
Another case of repeat mistake, but this time,
mirroring a mistake made by someone else.
We have officially fallen out and I feel scathed and traumatised (like my GTI)
I think it is hard to tell if the whole argument was fundamentally flawed,
and the circumstances that lead to it were certainly unfortunate and
unnecessary. But one thing's for sure,
avoid driving too close to columns smack in the middle of a carpark,
and remember why you kept your mouth shut in the first place.
That's my stewpid advice for today.
http://grandenough.blogspot.com/ (网址有简体中文版内文)
※ 引述《rockting (miru)》之铭言:
: 2009年06月23日苹果日报
: 孙燕姿日前在部落格骂自己笨到了极点,阿霞仔细一瞧,才知道她气自己竟在同一停车场
: 刮伤爱车2次,她生动地描述当时发现车子与圆柱仅1毫米的距离时,心中的慌乱:「当我
: 绝望地想最後倒车试一试的时候,我听到了惨不忍睹的擦痕声…。」
: 交给司机开吧
: 最妙的是她最後给大家的忠告是:「在停车场要避免与圆柱靠得太近!」让阿霞笑弯了腰
: ,没听人家说「术业有专攻」,唱歌是她的专长,开车的问题就交给司机或助理,就像阿
: 霞虽然厨艺不佳,但床上功夫出神入化,让男友阿标一句怨言都没有。
: http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/IssueID/20090623/art_id/31729247
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1F:推 didiindeed:有点累格 请问老大的部落格是?? 06/23 10:40
2F:推 pk790127:上面不是有连结吗!?! 06/23 11:06
3F:→ ema:( ̄▽ ̄") 06/23 11:19
4F:推 fattwins:翻译是谁帮燕姿翻的??最近的每篇都有耶,真好奇:) 06/23 11:28
5F:推 celia1021:歌迷贴在留言板上的,这篇燕姿转贴回去时还有小修改哩XD 06/23 11:50
6F:→ arulikelaja:哈 阿霞也太好笑了吧.... 燕姿用谁的翻译在网志上会 06/23 17:26
7F:→ arulikelaja:有说明是拿谁的翻译 06/23 17:27
8F:推 fattwins:对耶,都没有注意到@@ 06/23 19:58
9F:推 yanzidvd:HAHA,燕姿也很注重着作权的唷!!! 06/27 10:22