作者st90513 (秘密)
看板joke
标题警察故事5
时间Fri Oct 29 00:18:19 2004
一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把扣子在後面扣上，可以挡风。
一天他酒後驾驶，翻了，一头栽在路旁。
员警赶到：
员警甲：好严重的车祸。
员警乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到後面去了。
员警甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。
员警乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。
员警甲：嗯，没有呼吸了.......
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