作者kim (梦想)
看板joke
标题唐伯虎对联重整
时间Thu Jan 13 23:09:25 2005
「一乡二里共三夫子，不识四书五经六义，竟敢教七八九子，十分大胆！」
in a town 2 miles there are 3 fucious, who don't good in 4 books 5 ching 6 yi,
and teach 7,8,9 sons, so great cholo!
「十室九贫，凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘，尚且三心二意一等下流」
9 poor of 10 rooms, collecting 8 new 7 money 6 minute 5 milli 4 centi, still
have 3 hearts and 2 minds, greatest shameless.
「图画里，龙不吟虎不啸，小小书僮可笑可笑」
In the picture, the drogons and tigers won't roar, and a assistant are so
ridiculous."
「棋盘里，车无轮马无缰，叫声将军提防提防」
"In the chess, the cars has no wheel and the horses has no ligature, call
generals to care out."
「莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融洽洽」
in in yen yen chue chue hong hong chu chu rong rong chia chia
「雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝」
yu yu fong fong hua hua yeah yeah nian nian muu muu chao chao
「十口心思，思君思国思社稷」
ten mouths and heart mind memorize the king, the nation and the nation
「八目共赏，赏花赏月赏秋香」
eight eyes watch the flower, the moon and the fall incense
「我上等威风，显现一身虎胆」
"I am so stand in awe and represent a hole tiger's cholo"
「你下流贱格，露出半个龟头」
You are so bitch and show half of turtle head.
「你家坟头来种树」
"you crou up a tree in your tomb "
「汝家澡盆杂配鱼」
Your bathtub decorates with all kinds of fish
「鱼肥果熟入我肚」
fat fish and ripe fruit fall into my stomach
「你老娘来亲下厨」
Your mom go into kitchen to cook
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