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搭特爱六点零~ 我有稍微修改了 一乡二里共三夫子,不识四书五经六义,竟敢教七八九子,十分大胆! 十室九贫,凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘,尚且三心二意一等下流! One township 1 amount to three Confucian scholar, fail to see the Four Books and the Five Classics six justice, is it teach 789 son to have the audacity, very bold! Room ten nine is poor, gather 0.4 seven money six five fine long hair four , shilly-shally first-class and obscene! 图画里,龙不吟虎不啸,小小书僮可笑可笑 棋盘里,车无轮马无缰,叫声将军提防提防 In the picture, dragon isn't chant and tiger isn't whistle, small book Tong funny In the chess board, the car does not have a horse and has no reins , general watches out for the cry 莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融洽洽 雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝 Warbler's warbler's swallow's swallow is green and green and red and harmonious everywhere Last leaf leaf dusk dusk every year rain rain towards 十口心思,思君思国思社稷 八目共赏,赏花赏月赏秋香 Ten mouthfuls of attention, think of you and think in the country and think in the state Eight eyes are enjoyed together, it is fragrant to admire the beauty of flowers and admire the full moon and award in autumn 我上等威风,显现一身虎胆 你下流贱格,露出半个龟头 I am first-class and imposing, it is as brave as a tiger to appear all over Your obscene lowpriced dose, show half a piece of glans penis 你家坟头来种树 汝家澡盆杂配鱼 The grave mound of your family comes to plant trees Bathtub mixes and mixes fish at your home -- 从此 仙度蕊拉又回到她的抹布身边了~~ 虽然我不是王子 但是我是你的抹布 --



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