作者smaljohn (平平)
看板joke
标题[耍冷] 上帝的生鱼片
时间Wed Nov 16 19:53:32 2005
话说上帝是个很喜欢吃生鱼片的人，喔不说错了，是神。
他的厨子每天都要为他精心准备好吃的沾酱配合生鱼片吃，
但是不管如何精心的调配，上帝还是最喜欢吃酱油沾芥末的原始风味。
但为了不让上帝每天吃得厌烦，
厨子跟上帝设计了一套一星期的行程，
星期一到日都有不同的沾酱风味，而其中，星期日就是上帝最期待的芥末日。
今天，星期日到了，厨子却搞错了，忘记今天是芥末日，
竟捧上有淡淡柚香的柚子酱油给上帝。
上帝非常生气，他等了一星期才等到芥末日的到来，
於是发脾气对着厨子大吼：
「今天是芥末日啦！是芥末日啦！」
然後世界就灭亡了。
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