作者derekk (可可)
看板joke
标题[耍冷]上联:头颈肩背腰大小双全..下联是?
时间Wed Sep 20 11:14:49 2006
昨天下班经过一家国术馆..
突然看到一个对联..
上联是: 头颈肩背腰大小双全
感觉上很有气势的上联..当然很急者想要知道他下联要怎麽对..
可是被挡住..要等绿灯车子移动一下才看的到..
[车子移动中....................................................]
下联是: 部部部部部腿腿手身
X的..一整个逊掉.. XD (原来是价目表)
第一次在这POST文....难笑也笑一下咩.. ^^
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