想不到时隔10多年竟然还能在热门文章里看到自己发过的这篇文 实在令人百感交集...
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16年的重考生涯也许听来有点令人感到不可思议
但只要回想起当年国家领导人目前的处境......
小明顿时豁然开朗充满朝气与活力
原来
幸与不幸 只是认知上的比较差异而已.....
作者: sillywhat (想嘘文就别被抓住马脚) 看板: joke
标题: [囧rz] 小明出车祸
时间: Sat Sep 23 04:38:55 2006
小明是个大学学测失意的重考生
整天埋首於书堆当中
平常的生活圈除了家里 就是南阳街
这样的日子压的小明喘不过气来
一天 小明一如往常的边走路边背等会儿上课要考的英文单字
突如奇来的一辆车子 把小明整个人给撞飞了出去
10分钟後 小明已经躺在医院急诊室的病床上面
这时候小明的爸妈听到消息 急忙的赶来医院
看到小明一个人躺在病床上 便着急的问他
「小明、小明 医生怎麽说？」
小明：Do...............Do..Do.................Doctor.........
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199F：嘘 PTTfaggot: 考古学家04/22 03:14
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202F：推 panhoho: 真是纯真美好的年代04/22 04:36
203F：→ chanceiam: 因为晨晨那篇的考古吧？04/22 06:38
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208F：嘘 liaungboy: 考古= = 04/22 07:21
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211F：嘘 piqidibi: 这个我阿公跟我说过的笑话04/22 07:51
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237F：推 autoexecbat: 美好的年代 04/22 12:28
238F：推 Saimmy: 优质笑话不分年代 04/22 12:28
239F：→ dalipkid: 快20年前的考古 有点猛04/22 12:35
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241F：嘘 adminc: 已知用火04/22 12:55
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244F：推 sharry3018: 这不是小明的故事 是晨晨吧04/22 15:02
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246F：推 Fantasyweed: 我以为是力量人==04/22 15:26
247F：推 tom80114: 神奇的不是JPTT吧 是居然有人记得16年前这篇04/22 15:48
248F：→ tom80114: 一些人跑回来看这篇 自然就上热门文章了… 04/22 15:48
249F：推 kumabartho: 以为要唱baby shark 04/22 16:14
250F：推 alex01: 不错笑04/22 16:17
251F：推 jeff800125: 那年代的笑话比较好笑04/22 19:09
252F：推 LaserGunSpee: 躺16年了 04/22 19:33
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254F：→ Cireiat: 考古推04/22 20:23
255F：推 tnarthur: 刚办ptt没多久时看到这篇 好怀念04/22 20:28
256F：推 wesleywesley: 干2006年......04/22 20:42
257F：推 Gavin3079: 哈哈哈 不错欸04/22 21:01
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259F：推 yzvr: 真是青涩的年代 04/22 21:21
260F：推 caryamdtom: 也躺太久 04/22 22:15
※ 编辑: sillywhat (36.229.92.143 台湾), 04/22/2022 23:27:21
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262F：推 Hsuannn000: 阿糖哭了 04/23 06:46
263F：推 jboys75: 还记得这篇… 04/23 07:26
264F：推 ray36: 也太老了吧XDDDDD 04/23 09:30
265F：推 gamesame7711: 10年後再回覆一次 先留名… 04/23 10:03
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