作者freewash (台湾若罢工 干掉高龄疯)
看板joke
标题[ＸＤ] 黑人的故事
时间Sat Oct 21 16:39:54 2006
有一天黑人出外景，不慎被食人族逮到。
食人族抓到黑人後，就准备的一大锅水以及一些柴火，准备水煮黑人
以便大快朵颐一番。
黑人发觉食人族的水加太多了，柴火又不够多，根本不容易熟。於是他想到
一个绝妙好计：他人沉入水里，假装已经被煮到挂掉了；接着他就在水里一
直不断的吹泡泡，制造水滚的假象，然後要趁食人族接近时，一拳击昏然後
便立即逃跑。
此时的食人族由於看到水滚，又因为他们乐於分享的关系，便集结了居住在
四处的乡民，以便一起享用。
他们一群人一同接近了锅子，准备要把黑人捞起来。黑人此时惊觉不对，於
是便装死，一动也不动。就这样，黑人被捞了起来，被放在桌子上。
此时，乡民们发觉怪怪的，就用手摸了一下黑人，谯了一声:
「干你妈的，装什麽熟!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」
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█ ◥▌╭ 谢 │ ●~ ●~ |▼▼▼▼| | 我不吃∣
◤□︵□▌ │谢 │ ●~ ●~ |▲▲▲▲| | 这个的∣
╲_□╱ │~! │ ●~ ●~ ╯| ╯| ︱ 给你!∣
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1F：推 kotric:干！这个好笑 XD 10/21 16:41
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3F：推 roger0918:干你妈的，装什麽熟! 10/21 16:44
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5F：推 chou:哈哈哈 黑人装熟 10/21 16:51
6F：推 wearytolove: ╭───╮ 10/21 16:52
7F：→ wearytolove: │ χ │....哩瞎郎?? 10/21 16:52
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11F：→ wearytolove:▕ ▽ ▏ ◢￣￣◣ 10/21 16:52
12F：→ wearytolove: ╲____╱ ▕建民▏ 10/21 16:52
13F：→ wearytolove: ◢ 内 ◤ ▕╱╲▏ 10/21 16:52
14F：→ wearytolove: ▕身寸▏ 10/21 16:52
15F：→ wearytolove: ◤◥ 阿民我熟得咧!!我还要找他上内射会喔 10/21 16:52
16F：→ wearytolove: ForSinSoKing 10/21 16:52
17F：推 ArnoX:XD 本日最中肯 10/21 17:07
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22F：推 sylnia:好好笑XD 10/21 17:32
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32F：推 XiCheng:乾，怎麽会那麽好笑 10/21 18:01
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36F：推 l1l1l1l1:............只有我没笑吗? 10/21 18:04
37F：推 bwcat:干 好笑 10/21 18:05
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46F：推 lightman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:27
47F：推 emeraldisle:干 装什麽熟! 10/21 18:36
48F：推 victorlam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:43
49F：推 DevilVic:XDDDD干你妈的装什麽熟，中肯阿 10/21 18:53
50F：→ DevilVic:借转到吐嘈可以吗? 10/21 18:55
※ DevilVic:转录至看板 TuTsau 10/21 18:55
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54F：推 ewiniar:我笑了... 10/21 19:02
55F：推 opisking:不错笑.. 10/21 19:05
56F：推 ipillf:去你妈的 我快笑死了 怎麽这麽好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:06
57F：推 hl4su3ao4:我的嘴角~喔不~ 10/21 19:08
58F：推 arrogant:XD 10/21 19:12
59F：推 higreater:喔阿阿阿阿阿~~~ 这太好笑了XD 10/21 19:16
60F：推 cornman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:18
61F：推 hzc0725:干 好笑 10/21 19:19
※ hzc0725:转录至看板 CMWang 10/21 19:19
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63F：推 tomwang:太好笑了... 10/21 19:21
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66F：推 ddreamers:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 太赞了！ 10/21 19:34
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69F：推 yjlin:干你妈的，装什麽熟! 10/21 19:44
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78F：→ WatanabeKen:太赞 10/21 20:21
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81F：推 Commands:XDDDDD...装什麽熟～ 10/21 20:39
82F：推 nonstopmusic:Good Job 10/21 20:42
83F：推 adudu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:49
84F：推 njack:本文中肯 干你妈装什麽熟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:55
85F：推 melamela:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 21:00
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87F：推 s20953:哈哈哈~ 黑人:巴拿马总统跟我也有点交情 10/21 21:06
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90F：→ evart:XD 10/21 21:09
91F：推 wacer8486:黑人:我真的跟建仔很熟 10/21 21:14
92F：推 fonecat: 黑人:我真的跟建仔很熟 10/21 21:15
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101F：→ wchotshit: ╱ ╲ ￣▏ 川◥ 10/21 21:39
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103F：→ wchotshit:▕ ▽ ▏ ◢￣￣◣ 10/21 21:39
104F：→ wchotshit: ╲____╱ ▕建民▏ 10/21 21:39
105F：→ wchotshit: ◢ 内 ◤ ▕╱╲▏ 10/21 21:39
106F：→ wchotshit: ▕身寸▏ 10/21 21:39
107F：→ wchotshit: ◤◥ 阿民我熟得咧!!我还要找他上内射会喔 10/21 21:39
108F：→ wchotshit: ForSinSoKing 10/21 21:39
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115F：推 backslash:爱装熟的黑人 10/21 22:08
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138F：→ dragoni:干你妈的！装什麽熟！！ 10/21 23:44
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149F：推 newest:干你妈的！装什麽熟！！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 02:01
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153F：推 no0467:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 03:03
※ Herodotus:转录至看板 CMWang 10/22 03:04
154F：→ laputaca:你妈的 ! 装什麽熟! ! 10/22 03:18
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162F：→ PIGTrue:还不错笑XDDDD 10/22 11:11
163F：推 walume:干你妈的！装什麽熟! ! 干你妈的 超好笑的拉 10/22 11:13
164F：推 axyl:XD 10/22 11:55
165F：推 bluesky00000:XD 10/22 12:19
166F：推 ahlbks:哈哈~~~不错笑!!! 10/22 13:13
167F：→ lonely0830:XDDDDD干你妈的 装什麽熟XD 10/22 14:57
168F：推 emorson:哈哈！XD 10/22 15:34
169F：推 jp6vup:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 这个好笑啦干 10/22 15:55
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172F：推 cyberrush:报了报了 10/22 18:36
173F：推 westfour:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 18:37
174F：→ evay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 19:56
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180F：→ AI3yanzi:=======================..============================ 10/23 14:29
181F：推 Junglun:黑人:我跟5566是马吉 我最喜欢娘府的屁股 10/23 14:47
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183F：推 corel:水~ 10/23 20:27
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185F：推 ottokang:推！ 10/23 20:40
186F：推 jennytakashi:装什麽熟XD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 22:14
187F：推 livtyler0828:XDDDD 10/23 23:37
188F：推 evilpoa:XD 10/24 00:19
※ evilpoa:转录至看板 FCU-PF2006 10/24 00:20
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190F：→ darkiori:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/24 22:03
191F：推 newyee:我爱熟社会上课罗 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/24 22:26
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195F：推 JY180:我有一个朋友外号叫装熟.... 10/25 00:50
196F：推 nnjay:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/25 01:47
197F：推 Iceseed:中肯必推之文~XD 10/25 13:26
198F：推 ouenygnsheng:好笑的中肯文 推啦 10/26 21:09
※ killogolo:转录至看板 NCHU-TIM95 10/27 14:54
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※ Cha23Cha:转录至看板 Gossiping 04/18 11:36
202F：推 asd2260123:靠邀 2006就在装熟 07/07 17:51
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