作者billloung (阿Q 小q )
看板joke
标题[笑话]英雄
时间Sat Dec 16 00:47:11 2006
※ [本文转录自 movie 看板]
作者: billloung (阿Q 小q ) 看板: movie
标题: [笑话]英雄
时间: Sat Dec 16 00:04:03 2006
梁朝伟 : 你能不能放弃刺秦 ?
李连杰 : 不行
梁朝伟 : 真的不行 ?
李连杰 : 你为什麽要我放弃刺秦 ? 你是不是赵国人 ?
梁朝伟 : 我给你写两个字
李连杰 : 哪两个字 ?
拜托
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昨天听朋友说的,觉得非常好笑
不晓得OP了没,和大家分享.
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.112.40.169
1F：推 l5:蛮好笑的~ 12/16 00:08
2F：推 airlow:好笑 XD 12/16 00:08
3F：推 cashko:XDD 12/16 00:11
4F：推 falcon0125:XD 12/16 00:15
5F：推 brightbeach:好笑+1 12/16 00:16
6F：推 strray:XDDDDDDDD 12/16 00:21
7F：推 nosweating:XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 00:22
8F：推 mrcookie1987:好笑XD 12/16 00:29
9F：推 megalord:这麽好笑不po再就可真是浪费 12/16 00:33
10F：推 Ayl:XDDDDDDDDD 12/16 00:38
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.112.40.169
11F：推 FOXSMALL:还满好笑的啊 12/16 00:55
12F：推 simpleduck:好白痴阿 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 00:56
13F：推 nasa56:好笑阿XD 12/16 00:56
14F：推 bloodartanis:看不懂耶 有人能解释一下吗 12/16 00:56
15F：→ krara:不错笑XD，楼上先去看电影「英雄」就知道在说什麽了 12/16 01:02
16F：推 Alip::) 12/16 01:04
17F：推 GreenLabel:XDDDDD 12/16 01:05
18F：→ lovehan:原桥段是写「天下」二字 12/16 01:05
19F：→ llking:借转 12/16 01:08
※ llking:转录至某隐形看板 12/16 01:09
20F：推 lynechrista:XD 12/16 01:09
21F：推 clover1211:我笑了 可是我不知道我为什麽笑了XDDD 12/16 01:27
22F：推 voli:XD 12/16 01:30
23F：推 inale:XD 12/16 01:44
24F：推 CallMeSOONya: XDDDDD 12/16 01:46
25F：推 aezakmi:哈哈~~ 12/16 01:46
26F：推 erevus0418:笑了XD 12/16 01:47
27F：推 pp6372:爆笑 !!! 12/16 01:51
28F：推 chicagoking:清流!!!!!!! 12/16 01:53
29F：推 mr1947:终於在救可版笑了..... 12/16 01:56
30F：推 mirian0217:哈哈哈 有笑有推XDDDDDD 12/16 01:59
31F：推 paradiseK:XDDDDDDDDDDD 拜托 12/16 02:01
32F：推 honasike:清流! 12/16 02:05
33F：推 sorrye:太好笑了～ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 02:11
34F：推 bubba:不会看名字吗？梁朝伟当然是梁国人 12/16 02:15
35F：推 UK0607:有就可到！哈！ 12/16 02:17
36F：推 yayaTom:清流 12/16 02:17
37F：推 Sannyasin: 第233篇 12/16 02:25
38F：推 PILIBATTLE: 233 超正点 12/16 02:29
39F：推 timyau:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 02:33
40F：推 PSJudge:清流 XD 12/16 02:43
41F：→ nightstory:清流 XDD 12/16 02:53
42F：推 maxtsai:既然你求我了...XD 12/16 02:58
43F：推 Vincents:XDDDD 12/16 03:01
44F：推 lowlow520:XD 12/16 03:20
※ josh28:转录至看板 KS94-321 12/16 03:34
45F：推 whore:XD 12/16 03:37
46F：推 pollyptt:许久不见的清流啊 12/16 03:39
47F：推 stoudemire:那两个字 不是加油麽??~~ 12/16 03:58
48F：推 any1985:XDDDDDD 12/16 03:59
49F：推 gdiii:XD 12/16 04:15
50F：推 terrorist38:233真的有够好笑的 12/16 06:21
51F：推 smile0120:XDDD 12/16 07:14
52F：推 seazilicy:XD... 12/16 08:32
53F：推 s9588008:Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 12/16 09:00
54F：推 yesyouare:yesyouare 12/16 09:12
55F：推 cruse:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 12/16 09:36
56F：推 HLiNaKRbCsFr:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 09:40
57F：推 too9s:清流阿 好笑XD 12/16 09:50
58F：推 LazyMilk:XD 12/16 09:55
59F：推 allen60169:笑死我了..... 12/16 10:04
60F：推 zzxxxzz:笑点回来了..清流啊~~~ XD 12/16 10:14
61F：推 yihungsky:清流ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 12/16 10:28
62F：推 chiano0607:真的好清流XD 12/16 10:36
63F：推 Lorchune:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 12:22
64F：推 cjk990070:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 12:26
65F：推 alchemist:XD 12/16 13:12
66F：推 OK8066889:XD 12/16 13:15
67F：推 LEOYYYY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 13:25
68F：推 ePaper:XD 12/16 13:49
69F：推 redlance:超好笑 12/16 13:57
70F：→ MRsoso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 13:58
71F：推 smilemiz:XD 12/16 13:59
72F：推 wind2100:XD 12/16 14:01
73F：推 ohwai:XDDDDD 12/16 14:10
74F：推 inponda:靠北XDDD 12/16 14:22
75F：推 glion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 14:27
76F：推 sixis:超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 14:29
77F：推 juaded:好久没大笑了 12/16 14:37
78F：推 Allezvous:好! 好! 好! 12/16 14:40
79F：推 JAY049: 12/16 14:50
80F：推 poseidon628:good good interesting 12/16 14:56
81F：推 jarod378:清流~~~有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 15:03
82F：推 yutaka28:好笑 12/16 15:21
83F：推 moboo:好白痴XDDD 12/16 15:31
84F：推 pinestudy:清流 12/16 15:45
85F：推 chou:XD 12/16 15:47
86F：推 yasopp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 15:52
87F：推 HXZ:有好笑到XD 12/16 16:03
88F：推 wennythepooh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 16:11
89F：推 Uranes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 16:21
90F：推 scute1984:推一个 12/16 16:35
91F：推 ProudFlower:好笑！ 推一个！ 12/16 16:46
92F：推 tmue2006:我笑翻了 12/16 16:47
93F：→ chuanfunker: 天 下 12/16 16:54
94F：推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 17:31
95F：推 jenq0011:XDDDD这个好 12/16 17:35
96F：推 ForSinSoKing:为什麽我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 17:37
97F：推 PoorTea:这个好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 17:37
98F：推 spooky221: 拜 托 这个赞！XD 12/16 17:37
99F：推 allen880808:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 18:12
100F：推 tchky:XD 12/16 18:14
101F：推 Gscout:XDDDDDDDD 大推 12/16 18:20
102F：推 samwahaha:XD 大笑 12/16 18:48
103F：推 friand:XDDDDDDDDDDD拜DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD托DDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 19:00
104F：推 wateedick:推推 12/16 19:13
105F：推 walterhu:不推不行啊XD 12/16 19:18
106F：推 blackcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 19:20
107F：推 highlee:会爆吗? 12/16 19:27
108F：推 alohaha817:好笑 12/16 19:37
109F：推 q1a2z3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 19:44
110F：推 goodjop11:好清流 12/16 19:47
111F：推 zantetsukan:真好笑XD 12/16 19:48
112F：推 pondaponda:XD~~~~~~~这麽好笑，不爆太可惜了.... 12/16 19:57
113F：推 yeahhuman:就是很想推 XDXDXDDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX 12/16 20:07
114F：推 guika:清流 12/16 20:09
115F：推 nick417:XD 12/16 20:13
116F：推 guestcyc:让我想到CD Pro2...... 12/16 20:22
117F：推 EpeeCat:我忍不住拍手大笑...XDDDDDDDDD 12/16 20:23
118F：推 moonpisces:XD 12/16 20:31
119F：推 tkkuso:让它爆~~ 12/16 20:46
120F：推 nbastreet:真的要推 不错笑 12/16 20:46
121F：推 nottoday:爆吧 12/16 20:49
122F：推 Jeff777:99 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/16 20:49
123F：推 strray:超好笑 XD 12/16 20:50
124F：推 ritayiyin:虽然浅～但是有笑到XPPPPPPPPPPPPPp 12/16 20:53
125F：推 ovsx:XD 12/16 21:01
※ shaoan:转录至看板 TA_AN 12/16 21:28
126F：推 pilin:XDDD 12/16 22:06
127F：推 shying:拜托!! 12/16 22:14
128F：推 iiiiitttkkk:爆~ 12/16 22:38
129F：→ FantasyRyu:这……好像是个天大的OP……当年就m过了 12/16 23:06
130F：推 captainjack:OP到能让大家推爆也该M了 12/16 23:37
※ lincycgame:转录至看板 TTU-AMath 12/16 23:57
131F：推 m523756:就可有救了 12/17 00:42
132F：推 zxczxczxc:我XD了 12/17 01:26
133F：推 smaljohn:莫名其妙笑了 12/17 08:25
※ Popz:转录至看板 ntu-sv 12/17 08:47
134F：推 Yie:呀，我不争气的嘴角，我的嘴角 ><! 12/17 10:27
135F：推 tomoyuu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 12:33
136F：推 HEADPOTER:XD 12/17 13:13
137F：推 smilearies:超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 15:29
138F：→ mrkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 15:35
139F：推 aiyswu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 19:01
140F：推 okeydokey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 19:40
141F：推 mool:我大笑 12/17 20:19
142F：推 Zeroyeu:XD 12/18 00:06
143F：推 ano1234:push 12/18 01:55
144F：→ cling05:我觉得是 加油 12/18 10:11
145F：推 birdya:我当初也是想到加油 ... 12/18 12:56
146F：推 calicocat:XD 12/18 13:13
147F：推 whatangel:XD 真的好笑 12/18 15:07
148F：推 KaworuNagisa:XDDDDDDD 12/18 16:47
149F：推 lotlfyt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/19 01:09
150F：推 spalding:哈哈 真的笑到翻了 12/19 02:18
※ superyow:转录至看板 NTHU_STAT94 12/19 02:34
151F：推 ronerone:好笑好笑XXXDDD 12/19 13:05
152F：→ kim::D 12/19 18:02
153F：推 leafisflying:XDD 12/19 19:22
154F：推 ABeChen:XDDDDDDDDDDDd 12/19 20:59
155F：推 glayteru00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑了 12/20 00:16
156F：推 dreamf:超好笑得 12/20 15:33
157F：推 IzakiVicky:很智障哈哈哈哈哈 12/21 01:16
158F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/22 19:37
159F：推 kfccat:真的有好笑耶 12/22 19:59
160F：推 waiko:太好笑了拉XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/23 17:30
※ Eileen912:转录至看板 TTSH-11th302 12/25 01:27
161F：推 attacksoil:XD 为什麽我会笑 而且停不下来... 12/27 22:44
162F：推 EENissan:有好笑到XD 12/29 12:37
163F：推 Janyazero:XD 02/19 20:06
※ cyjonas:转录至看板 Youth 06/04 23:05
164F：推 corvette:好好笑~~~~ 12/30 19:33
165F：推 Deesu:超好笑!!!!!!!! XDDDDD 2010.12.27 12/27 14:38
166F：推 aowater:笑翻XD 06/03 21:42