作者BetaGal (Betagal笑话,曲高和寡)
看板joke
标题[betagal]
时间Tue Feb 13 11:15:33 2007
孔子周游列国的时候,因为很穷,所以偶尔必须和弟子一样用走的
有一天他们到齐国的城门口时,一个不小心,孔子纽到脚了
子路见状,便背起孔子到附近的客栈休息休息
子路要孔子先暂时热敷一下,就跑去药材店帮孔子抓药
孔子於是叫店小二准备一盆热水让他热敷
想不到齐国有不少当年和孔子是拜把的朋友们,一听到孔子来到此地,纷纷跑来探望老朋友
问题是孔子重礼,在朋友面前脱光鞋子热敷,成何体统!!
於是只好忍着疼痛和朋友们话家常
久逢知己千杯少,那群朋友不知道孔子有伤在身,和孔子是一聊就停不下来
到了晚上八九点才走
这下可惨了,孔子的脚,肿的跟个小馒头似的
子路回来看到大惊曰:老师,你怎麽没有照我讲的去热敷呢!!
孔子叹了口气曰:
"有朋自远方来,不易热敷...."
PS:纽到脚的朋友们,记得是要先冰敷在热敷,千万不可以学子路喔
PS2:各位看板的朋友记得是"扭到"不是"钮到",千万不可以学Betagal喔
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