作者GFDS (要战就快点)
看板joke
标题Re: [笑话] 它他有罪
时间Tue Apr 3 21:52:48 2007
三国时，刘备统治蜀汉，酒要专卖，不准民间私酿。
有一天，他出来巡视，发现有个人家有酿酒的器具，便下令把那家人抓起来。
在旁跟随的简雍便问刘备为何抓？刘备说：『他们有酒具，必有私酿，自然
该抓。』简雍这时突然叫士兵把路边一个人抓过来，说这人有罪。刘备问：
『他有何罪？』
简雍答：『他犯淫罪。』
『怎麽说他犯淫罪，可有证据？』
『有，他有淫具。』
刘备听了，哈哈一笑道：『有道理，来人将他押入大牢。』
路人：『干你妈的简雍，干。』
简拥：『囧』
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