作者DJHINN (dj)
看板joke
标题[耍冷] 朝三暮四
时间Sun Apr 22 12:22:17 2007
有某国人士...他养了一群牛
有一天...他跟牛群说:我打算早上杀4头牛...下午杀3头牛
牛群开始骚动不安
於是他想到了隔壁养猴子的故事
他说:不然这样....我改早上杀3头就好...下午杀4头牛
牛群竟然聚在一起讨论起来了...
过了片刻...牛首走出来对主人讲...
你他妈的以为我们白痴啊....
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1F：推 nixau:我笑了 保安 04/22 12:24
2F：推 howasee:哈哈哈 我笑翻XD 04/22 12:24
3F：推 Farly:XD 04/22 12:25
4F：推 smaljohn:噗哧XD 奇怪为什麽这个程度的我会爆笑 04/22 12:25
5F：推 chrisboy:你他妈家里种西瓜 04/22 12:28
6F：推 simpleduck:XD 04/22 12:32
7F：推 violinblue:西瓜大啊泥鳅肥 04/22 12:32
8F：推 HLiNaKRbCsFr:moo moo farm...开红门打乳牛关 04/22 12:32
9F：推 aniwufa:.......我笑了 04/22 12:37
10F：推 HELLRAIDER:ＸＤ 04/22 12:43
11F：推 ilikeeat:XDD 04/22 12:45
12F：推 giantwinter:XD 04/22 12:46
13F：→ zergva:看不懂耶 为什麽啊?!什麽隔壁猴子的故事 04/22 12:47
14F：推 silvers000:XD 04/22 12:47
15F：→ giantwinter:猴子都不知道喔...楼上的是小学生ㄇ...XD 04/22 12:48
16F：推 shawn4937:别这样...人家也有可能是国中生... 04/22 12:49
17F：推 nightstory:你他妈的以为我们白痴啊.... 04/22 12:52
18F：推 thatzforeva:你他妈的以为我们白痴阿 04/22 12:52
19F：推 revivalworld:XD 04/22 12:53
20F：推 chang7741:起码要加薪一万阿！ 04/22 12:53
21F：推 w33:XDDDD 你他妈以为我们白痴啊 04/22 13:03
22F：推 iowaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:04
23F：推 mu0102:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:07
24F：推 pudding820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:08
25F：推 lordyamato:这个也很好笑XDDDD 就可复活有望了 04/22 13:09
26F：推 w218:XDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:10
27F：推 eddiego:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:14
28F：推 andyjgc:开乳牛关 我这边有脚 04/22 13:19
29F：推 lesner:我怎麽了....笑到肚子痛XDDDDD 04/22 13:21
30F：推 alien01:最後牛群一起把主人给肛了 可喜可贺 04/22 13:21
31F：推 artest66:靠~为什麽我笑了..... 04/22 13:22
32F：推 justmaker:结论 猴子比牛好骗 04/22 13:22
33F：推 evevev04:XD 04/22 13:23
34F：推 rhox:there is no cow level 04/22 13:24
35F：推 Arctica:moo~moomoo~moo~moo~ 04/22 13:27
36F：推 mingpsy:XD 04/22 13:29
37F：推 loioi:XDDDDD 04/22 13:31
38F：推 PacificBlue:XD 04/22 13:33
39F：推 ckg:XDXD 04/22 13:34
40F：推 D122122123:这个好笑...XD 04/22 13:41
41F：推 Workshy:好可布啊～～～～ 牛会讲话！ 04/22 13:44
42F：推 stocoyavich:/MOO 牛头人对你发出牛叫声 04/22 13:45
43F：→ CestLaV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:47
44F：推 cup0226:好邱的神牛啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:55
45F：推 Yhau13:XD 04/22 14:11
46F：推 desk90147:为了部落!!!!!! 04/22 14:23
47F：推 DJHINN:这只是我突然想到的...期考周...什麽事都可能发生.. 04/22 14:29
48F：推 DecemberSnow:XD 04/22 14:37
49F：推 joson:为什麽我会笑… 04/22 14:40
50F：推 Yhau13:一万元有一万元的打法....XD 04/22 14:42
51F：推 ZGY:哈哈 04/22 14:58
52F：推 scott1man:XDDDDDDD 04/22 15:00
53F：推 AMDK8:............. 04/22 15:05
54F：推 chl001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 15:15
※ wearytolove:转录至看板 Bulls 04/22 15:25
55F：推 Leeng:原PO的创意被滥用 好惨 04/22 15:27
56F：推 DJHINN:谢谢大家的支持啊~难得大家捧场 04/22 15:31
57F：推 roger0918:惊!!牛会说话!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/22 15:32
58F：推 herohiro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 15:33
59F：推 ohhiyomylove:天呀...版主动作好快= = 还好我看完了.. 04/22 15:58
60F：→ Emilys:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 16:04
61F：推 wrqet: 笑点是 牛会讲话？ 04/22 16:27
62F：推 spooky221:XD 04/22 16:31
63F：推 threee:虽然没上扬 不过跟着XD一下好了 04/22 16:34
64F：推 shagojoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 16:36
65F：推 bt222:大家都笑了 我也笑一下好了 04/22 17:00
66F：推 VJames90564:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 17:07
67F：推 yauluh:为什麽这麽简单的我笑了...... 04/22 17:08
68F：推 shinyhaung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 17:55
69F：推 ancientmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 20:06
70F：→ ancientmoon:养猴子的故事是啥嘎 04/22 20:07
71F：推 a31670323:XDDDD 04/22 20:10
72F：推 jamescrw:猴子的故事应该是狙公吧 朝三暮四的成语.. 04/22 20:11
73F：推 letme:码的我笑了 04/22 20:23
74F：推 vovosony:後劲十足耶XD 04/22 20:27
75F：推 lotuskin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑ˋ 04/22 21:28
76F：推 burglarlin:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 22:23
77F：推 brothers5023:狙公跟朝三暮四这成语的由来完全没关= = 04/22 23:00
78F：推 wavyqq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 23:13
79F：推 thegod13:XD 04/22 23:19
80F：推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 23:26
81F：推 pobomin:XD 04/22 23:42
82F：推 comarsd:XDDDDD 04/22 23:51
83F：推 srewq:为什麽我会笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 01:03
84F：推 zoewangiu:为什麽这麽无聊的东西我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 01:13
85F：推 Brianjr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 01:20
86F：推 fransiceyho:XD 04/23 01:32
87F：推 pipiFrank:为什麽我笑了XDDDDDDD 04/23 02:00
88F：推 uniy:why我笑了orz 04/23 09:23
89F：推 daniel0133:push~@@ 04/23 12:23
90F：推 silentlykiss:虽然是这麽无聊的东西但我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 12:48
91F：推 miyatsuki:XD 04/23 13:06
92F：→ terrorist38:了解典故以後，还不错笑 04/23 15:07
93F：推 dayinout:XD 04/23 16:58
94F：推 sunsongjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 19:20
95F：推 vbm:好好笑 04/23 21:33
96F：推 yellowgolem:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 22:01
97F：推 chaucer60:至少每天会有多一头牛能多活半天 04/24 01:13
98F：推 ccoldboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 14:30
99F：推 poiu1234:你他妈的以为我们白痴阿 XD 04/24 14:50
100F：推 IzakiVicky:哈哈哈 04/25 01:22
101F：推 betteyyen:....狂笑!!! 04/25 03:18
102F：推 hjsw:我这有城镇书，你们去打脚 04/25 17:09
103F：嘘 bisconect: ......满无聊的 04/28 19:56
104F：推 HanJyi:成语原意是形容人好骗，变成类似朝令夕改的衍伸 05/01 21:08
※ bogeeyo:转录至看板 HatePolitics 05/04 19:43
105F：推 GoStop:推啦XD 05/04 20:33
106F：推 ailesMia:我笑了XDDDD 05/05 15:46
107F：→ cbao:你他妈的以为我们白痴啊.... 05/06 20:23
108F：推 maik7023:狂笑.....！！ 05/12 21:00
109F：推 sea4504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:57
110F：推 JBLs:XDDDDDDDDD 02/25 19:53