作者FongChen (枫尘)
站内joke
标题[娘家] 英文笑话 - Killed the Pig
时间Fri May 4 22:57:10 2007
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when
all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what
had happened.
About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with
a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped
and torn.
"What happened to you", asked Bill.
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar
and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton.
The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".
====中文翻译=================================================================
一天晚上，柯林顿让司机开着车带他在乡间公路上兜一圈，散散心。
突然，汽车撞上了一头黑暗中跑出的猪，猪立刻就被撞死了。
柯林顿向四周看了看，告诉司机去到不远处的农舍，向猪的主人解释刚才发生的事情。
一个多小时以後，柯林顿看到他的司机摇摇晃晃地走了回来，
手里拿着一瓶酒，另一手拿着雪茄，衣服散乱不堪。
「你发生什麽事了？」柯林顿奇怪地问道。
「嗯，农夫请我喝酒，他老婆给我雪茄，他们十九岁的女儿和我亲热了一阵。」司机答。
「天啊，你到底是怎样向他们解释的？」柯林顿无比惊奇。
司机嘟囔着：「我说我是柯林顿的司机，我刚刚撞死了那头猪。」
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1F：推 longface:XD 05/04 23:06
2F：推 andybbcx:最後一句改成 我刚刚杀了那头猪 会不会好一点? 05/04 23:08
3F：推 nrtuzumaki:还不错XDDDDD 05/04 23:14
4F：推 zaqwsxcde:看了好久终於看懂了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/04 23:23
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6F：推 lordyamato:真是讽刺阿 05/04 23:24
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9F：推 wwgirl:XDDDDD 05/04 23:40
10F：推 lisab:好笑 05/04 23:41
11F：推 tdman:这个不错 05/04 23:44
12F：推 dawnyz:好机车XDDDD 05/04 23:45
13F：推 bluehttp:看英文才看懂 05/04 23:46
14F：推 Meowd:XD 05/04 23:47
15F：推 GBIO:终於看懂了 05/04 23:47
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19F：推 waiko:完全看不懂 囧 05/04 23:52
20F：推 erilinda:柯林顿可以代换成不同的政治人物....= =a 05/04 23:53
21F：推 wing74714:看英文才懂 05/04 23:55
22F：推 waiko:???还是不懂 糟糕 05/04 23:55
23F：推 jet1234:农夫家人以为司机把柯林顿给杀了，农夫想到的猪就是柯林顿 05/04 23:57
24F：推 linpo1206:农场的人以为驾驶撞死的猪就是柯林顿 (我真强!) 05/04 23:58
25F：推 ct0712:中文感觉翻不出那个梗... 05/04 23:58
26F：推 waiko:懂了 多谢阿 05/04 23:59
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29F：推 orangekic:改成布希比较好吧 05/05 00:07
30F：推 pipi54862:哈~英文的笑点很好笑~ 05/05 00:09
31F：推 Commands:.........................XDDDDDDDDDDDDD想了一下就笑了 05/05 00:13
32F：推 diru:简单来说英文最後一句才是精华 冏 05/05 00:20
33F：推 longface:改成布希比较好 +1 05/05 00:23
34F：推 mu0102:英文比较好笑 XDD 因为必须很专心去看 05/05 00:26
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37F：推 swallowz:惊~~~不懂英文 05/05 00:36
38F：推 freewash:原来是代名词啊！ 05/05 00:39
39F：→ Cosmoswalker:好笑！ 05/05 00:44
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42F：推 lyremoon:要与时俱进啊 改成George Bush比较好笑 05/05 00:54
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44F：推 Leeng:阿阿 我看出来了 05/05 01:01
45F：推 Islandia:～翻成中文就不好笑了...Orz 05/05 01:23
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49F：推 aeriel:看原文懂+1 05/05 02:42
50F：推 timyau:看原文懂+1 05/05 03:08
51F：推 yogaicon:汽车撞上了一头黑暗中出的猪?? 05/05 03:24
52F：推 skyjade:认真魔人乱入:身为农场主人,他比较可能是共和党人 05/05 03:33
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61F：推 jeffasdog:有点难懂，但最後还是懂了 05/05 18:54
62F：推 Asucks:Bill改成任何一个政客都行的通 05/05 18:59
63F：推 vampires:显示自己英文程度好 所以我笑了 05/05 21:37
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68F：推 Moskau:英文超好笑的 05/06 23:30
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