作者victorshu (方基貘)
看板joke
标题[kuso] 从前有一只不会叫的老虎
时间Sun Nov 18 23:23:00 2007
就可板首po
请笑纳
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从前从前
在马来西亚的森林里
有一只不会叫的老虎
因为不会叫
所以得不到母老虎的青睐
所以他很沮丧
有一天他走在森林里
遇到了一只母的马来貘
他们俩一见锺情
但却不受人们祝福
直到有一天
人们发现他们在做爱的画面
实在是太美
太印象深刻了
於是他们把这一段写成成语
那就是...
哑虎骑貘姿势佳！！
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◆ From: 220.133.89.118
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※ SPKing:转录至看板 NTUEE-MBElab 11/19 00:00
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140F：推 littlespider:我笑了...我网友也笑了!! 11/19 00:54
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※ stupidshine:转录至看板 FJU-Stat95A 11/19 01:44
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236F：推 junglkiki:好笑哈 11/19 19:37
237F：嘘 k33536:想像力丰富 但是不好笑 11/19 19:38
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※ jeff8611:转录至看板 TigerBlue 11/19 20:46
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245F：推 hungwei0810:虽然不是成语 但我觉得好好笑XDDDDDD 11/19 20:56
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259F：推 marcodohan:虽然暴了，但是 还是要推 11/20 14:26
260F：嘘 YahooKimo:姿势+................................干嘛笑我 11/20 16:15
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262F：推 sheepbow:有创意 推一下 11/20 17:22
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266F：→ MachiCoco:很不赖呀~^^ 11/21 03:30
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※ szczerbiak:转录至某隐形看板 11/21 13:13
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273F：推 hank61204:我笑了XDDD 11/24 17:58
274F：推 lemonchild:嘘 YahooKimo:干嘛笑我 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/24 19:22
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