以下笑话是今天上班时收到的~分享给大家放松一下啦 『老爸的英文情书』 ……………..真的很好笑 .... 摘自台湾日报 老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪， 但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书， 老妈都笑的前俯後仰，经过我们一再催逼， 老妈终於拿出老爸当年写给她的情书，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！ 很有一套喔！ Dear wang litte sister: From see you one eye, I shit love you. Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. I think l should introduce myself to you. I call Li big great. Toyear 25 My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. I am a good man, in a big company work. I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; Like Your people 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 ! 没有高手翻译你不会看得懂的喔 ! 全版如下 Dear wang litte sister: 亲爱的王小姐 From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自从看到你的第一眼 , 我便爱上你。 Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，你的眼睛贬啊贬 , 我就死去 活来 ? Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 也许你不记得我 , 没有关系 , 当你仔细看着我，你就会一见锺情 I think l should introduce myself to you. 我想应该介绍一下自己。 I call Li big great. Toyear 25 我叫李大伟 , 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那麽今年就是 toyear. 至於伟就翻 成 great 吧！ ) My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。 I am a good man, in a big company work. 我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。 I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. 我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。 Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 请嫁给我吧 , 否则我将削发为僧 , 找个庙来了此一生。 ( 实在想不起「嫁」字怎麽翻译，好在头脑灵光 , 嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。至 於「庙」字 , 也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。 ) Like Your people 喜欢你的人 ＊原来做早操的英文是 make early fuck …… --

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