※ [本文转录自 DrumREd 信箱] 作者: theseller (TheSeller) 看板: sex 标题: [Youtube] It's my dick in a box! 时间: Fri Jan 5 01:53:40 2007 真的很好笑，虽然没有字幕，但是抓了歌词翻译凑合着看吧 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmdwBmmuaNE&mode=related&search= 中文乱翻: ------------------------------------------------------ hey,女孩儿~ 我有个特别的礼物要给你。 所以乖乖坐下，听好了。 我们已经在一起那麽久了。 有些事情我已准备好要跟你说清楚(这句不会翻..囧) 你知道现在是圣诞， 我心房敞开， 我想送你个礼物让你知道我的真意， 一个很特别的礼物， 所以打开盖子， 往里面瞧~~ 我的"LP"在盒子里！ 我不会送只钻石戒子， 那种东西没什麽意义， 我不会送台拉风跑车， 女孩儿你要知道你是我心中最闪耀的星， 我不会送栋在山坵上的别墅， 像你这样的女孩儿需要点真实东西。 我将送你我的真情意， 一个不一样的，女孩儿~ 我的"LP"在盒子里，宝贝！ 我的"LP"在盒子里！ 我的"LP"在盒子里，女孩儿！ 看我真是聪明知道该送什麽给你， 而且我还带来唯一的， 你是第二位见过"它"的人。 给所有需要让女士们印象深刻的老兄， 这很简单，只要跟着下面的步骤， 一 在盒子上面挖个洞 二 把你的家伙伸进去 三 让她掀开盖子 照着这样做就对了 我的"LP"在盒子里！ 我的"LP"在盒子里，宝贝！ 我的"LP"在盒子里！ 我的"LP"在盒子里，女孩儿！ 圣诞: "LP"盒。 Hannukah:(犹太人的庆典) "LP"盒。 Kwanzaa:(不清楚) "LP"盒。 每个节日都来个"LP"盒。 在你父母家，来个"LP"盒。 礼拜五逛街时，来个"LP"盒。 CMA的後台，来个"LP"盒。 喔............... 我的"LP"在盒子里，"LP"盒~~ 英文歌词如下: -------------------------------------------- Hey, girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down, and listen. Girl you know we been together, such a long long time [Such a long time] And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line. Well, you know it's Christmas And my heart is open wide Gonna give you somethin' so you know what's on my mind [What's on my mind] A gift real special So take off the top Take a look inside It's my D*ck in a box. Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl you gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real I wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special, girl... It's my d*ck in a box. My d*ck in a box, babe It's my d*ck in a box. [Oooooo-Oooooooh] My d*ck in a box, girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' And I got just the one Somethin' to show you that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do, just follow these steps One- Cut a hole in a box Two- Put your junk in that box Three- Make her open the box And that's the way you do it. It's my d*** in a box. My d*** in a box, babe It's my d*** in a box. (Oooooo-Oooohhhh) My d*** in a box, girl Christmas: d*** in a box Hannukah: d*** in a box Kwanzaa: d*** in a box Every single holiday, a d*** in a box Over at your parents' house, a d*** in a box Mayday at the grocery store, a d*** in a box Back stage at the CMA's, a d*** in a box Yeah, a well well well well... My d*** in a box... d*** in a box... --

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