作者uno0708 (life goes on)
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标题Re: [请益]英文系的帮帮我!
时间Tue Jun 17 17:18:03 2008
※ 引述《cryying (red 我不要听话了!)》之铭言:
: 有没有人可以告诉我
: 关於会话的...主题是"技术"...
: 2个人的对话!!
: 要找什麽杂志....或是帮我想对话内容也可以!!
: 期末考 要2人对话 4分钟
: 救命阿!!
http://www.ehow.com/
一个教你大小狗屁事的网站
目前的前十名里我觉得比较有用的是:
.怎麽帮你家的阿喵跟阿狗刷牙
.怎麽样重灌比较快
.怎麽选一双好的慢跑鞋
(潘婷的意见:台北人就直接去SOGO10F找Mizuno买)
.怎麽用筷子
(果然是歪国人啊...)
其他学习方法也分成了很多小分类,你可以去看看。
基本上想对话就是用5W+1H带起来。
以下对话是头脑里面很多阿里不打的东西跑出来的...
喵:Wow, What's that?
狗:It the super high tech iron suit!
喵:It looks great!
狗:I'm kinda of a person of low key so I only paint it in gold and flame.
喵:How do you call it?
狗:Iron Man V.1
喵:That's fantastic!! Can I try that on?
狗:No, you can't. You don't have the sexy build as I have.
You don't have the handsome face as I have, either.
The Iron Man V.1 is made for me only.
喵:What the hell!!!!F**k!What the hell are you gonna make this stuff?
狗:Last time when I went to FISHING ISLAND. I met some Japs and they
wanted to...
喵:Wait...you're the captian who was captive by the Japs??
狗:That's me. Thank god I'm clever enough; therefore, I made the most
original Iron Man Suit.
喵:Where did you get the iron? Where did you find the energy to push
this suit?
狗:That's easy. I rip all the stuff from Japs ship.
(Some noise coming from outside.)
韩狗人:What are you doing here and who you are?
Don't you know the Iron Man suit is made by Koreans??
我要回去打订单了............+___+
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