作者hdr510 (达人)
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标题[闲聊] 第一次看别人打野炮
时间Thu Jun 16 22:50:18 2005
记得那年我十岁
跟哥哥到後山的一个湖钓鱼
走着走着，看到草丛中有一个中年男子
那男的对我们说：小朋友钓鱼呀～
等下叔叔要跟女朋友在这里打炮不要过来偷看喔～ (哼！摆明是炫耀言)
但是後来还是忍不住当时年幼上进的企图心，去偷看了Orz
我跟哥哥偷偷的接近案发地点，女主角已经到了，上衣脱了，正在脱裤子
男的不断用手在按摩他那不争气的小老二，
我小声地问哥哥说，他在干嘛？哥哥说他鸡鸡翘不起来，等下会被骂
果然，一碗面泡好了 他的鸡鸡都还是比我小，那个女的就开始摆臭脸又脆脆念
这时我对哥哥真是感到无比的崇拜，
你怎麽知道他会被骂？
哥哥说：每次妈妈都是因为这样骂爸爸的
喔.........
後来我跟哥哥就去旁边钓鱼了，两根钓杆，我顾鱼，哥哥顾他们两个
说好钓三条鱼交换顾；
後来哥哥跑来跟我说：起来了、起来了 我说：还没啦，我只钓了一条
哥哥：不是啦，是他的鸡鸡翘起来了
我：喔
拨开草丛，果 然他们已经开始在抽插了，但是不到40秒那男的就倒下来休息了
女人又是一顿臭骂，比刚开始的时候还要凶
你个老鸡鸡！等半天才能搞，搞两下就没了，你比旁边那小孩子还没用！
什麽！原来我跟哥哥已经被发现了(可见那个男的真的很逊)
此时哥哥竟然说：要不要帮你们？
我当时真的吓到：不要啦，回家会被妈妈骂啦
哥：不会啦，只会被爸爸打
我：为什麽？
哥：每次爸爸不行的时候，都是我帮妈妈的
後来哥哥一个箭步上前，没经过别人同意就上了那个女人
一边搞她一边把头转过来对我说：I am your father
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